24 June, 2015

Down-downs for Run #1107 - Directions to Run #1108

Okay  Wankers --

Since Hash Scribe was also the Hare last week, she actually has the information needed to write up the Down-downs for Run #1107. Except we dispensed with Down-downs in favor of some fine Italian food in a rustic, woodsy outdoor setting (aka: picnic table next to the parking lot). Anyway, either PLM or Gfather was first, Toe Job may have been DFL, and Crocsucker was a heroic child-abuser, pushing two kids in a stroller up a 45 degree incline. The trail was shitty but short.

Directions to Run #1108
The Hare promises that the trail will be equally shitty this coming Saturday, if not more so, because he wrote it in caps like so: SHITTY.

Date: June 27, 2015
Time: 16:00 (4:00 pm)
Place:  Hakovshim Garden, Tel Aviv
Map: https://goo.gl/maps/qQ05q

Directions: 

Go off Ayalon (Road #20) at La Guardia going west.

1. Slight left onto HaRakevet
2. Turn left onto Derech Menachem Begin
3. Continue onto Derech Yaffo (Jaffa)
4. Turn right onto Hertsel
5. Turn left onto Ahad Ha'Am
6. Take the first right onto HaShahar
7. Slight left Onto Ya'avets
8. Turn Left onto HaCarmel
9. Find a parking spot, the big garden you see, that's the place...

On-After: None that I know of, but who knows...

And about the not finding the spot and all that shit; If you do get lost, just...

Call Fluffer@ 052-8801111

Updated Hare Roster
Hash# - Date - Hare
1108 - 6/27/2015 - Fluffer
1109 - 7/4/2015 - Gadhaffi
1110 - 7/11/2015 - Double Entry
1111 - 7/18/2015 - Dudley do Lube
1112 - 7/25/2015 - Crock Sucker?

--
On-on!
Boston Creamed
Hash Scribe
www.israelhhh.com


posted by Hash Scribe at 5:17 PM

19 June, 2015

Down-downs for Run #1106 - Directions to Run #1107

PLEASE NOTE: UPDATED HARE ROSTER FOLLOWS BELOW

Dearest Wankers -- Actually, Hash Scribe did not receive any Down-downs for Run #1106 (though there are some very nice photos on Facebook). Instead, please enjoy the full list of Down-downs from Run #1105 -- with thanks to AfterBirth.

It was a shitty last minute trail. We thought 3 would show and 16 did. There were trees, shrubs and hills. There were ducks, nipples, attack pigeons, lots of beer and a rousing On-after. The person that wrote this list may have had a few beers and has no idea what they wrote due to beer and autocorrect. But whatever. Enjoy.

Hare: Road Kill
Walker Hare: AfterBirth
Virgin:  Just Garrett
FRB: Kneeseus
Cannot parallel park a jeep: Cum on my Buddy
MVR (Most Valuable Runner): Rajesh
DFLs: Dry Rub and Just Dave
Re joiners: Dry Rub , just Will and a whole batch of people
Misnaming: Afterbirth, Qaddafi,Magic
Ladies man: Cummunion
Bird Brains: RoadKill, Double Entry knob
Sitting on Trail: All the walkers Just Garett, PopaSchnitzel
Pointer: Just Dave, Kneeses, Roadkill
Dirty scrubby bastards: Just Dave, Puppy Love,
Smokers: Magic, kneeses, Just Dave
Relievers: Magic
Wanna leave the HHHH and go somewhere else: Too many
Nipples: Kneeseus
Avoiding: Cummunion
Chicken Song of the Day: Magic

Directions to Run #1107

Date: June 20, 2015
Time: 16:00 (4:00 pm)
Place:  The small parking lot near the Israel Scouts on Yehoshua Yevin St., the street leading to the Monastery of the Cross, Jerusalem.
Map: https://goo.gl/maps/wK9eJ
Lost? Call Boston Creamed at 054 215 2653

BTW: There was an excellent Looney Moon Hash on June 11th, attended by Magically Delicious, Poposchnitzel, Gonadfather, Boston Creamed and, of course, Puppy Love Machine. There was not so much running as losing one another in the crowded Jerusalem Light Festival, performing the Chicken Song in public, and being accosted by the juvenile delinquents of downtown J-town. Call it a bonding experience. The run was followed by some excellent fare at HaMarakiya, the soup place (but they had run out of soup).

Updated Hare Roster
Hash# - Date - Hare
1107 - 6/20/2015 - Boston Creamed
1108 - 6/27/2015 - Fluffer
1109 - 7/4/2015 - Gadhaffi
1110 - 7/11/2015 - Double Entry
1111 - 7/18/2015 - Dudley do Lube
1112 - 7/25/2015 - Crock Sucker?

--
On-on!
Boston Creamed
Hash Scribe

posted by Hash Scribe at 5:53 PM

12 June, 2015

Down-downs Runs #1103, 1104, 1105 - Directions to Run #1106

PLEASE NOTE: UPDATED HARE ROSTER FOLLOWS BELOW

Hash Scribe has been out of town and totally dropped the Hash Trash ball, so this is an update of the past 3 weeks.

Run #1103 - Hash Weekend!!!
Hare (and host) - Captain Caveman

The Hash weekend came and went with 9 players. We shopped, drove, set up camp, drank, Hashed, drank, sung "Swing Low" in the Jordan River, drank, cooked, drank, laughed, drank, passed out, woke up, drank, had breakfast, drank, sat in the water, peed in the water, drank, played Cards Against Humanity, drank, listened to  Cumunion's music for 2 hours and being told that the disc skipped, and continued listening, drank, etc. and etc.


Run #1104 - 

Hare - Magically Delicious... and that's all we know.


Run #1105 (with thanks to Ghaddafi for the write-up)

Hares: Road Kill, aided by Afterbirth

FRB: Kneesus Saves (christened at the Hash camp out)

DFL: All the remaining runners (they forgot to step in the circle)


The 15 hounds that gathered in Ramat Gan for Hash #1105 were augmented by a sizable delegation from the local US embassy. Since there was no Beermeister the walkers were tasked with buying the suds. Using fuzzy math they figured they needed about 45 beers but could only carry about 30. But they chose quality over quantity, selecting a Polish lager whose label promised, "Brewed with quality hops and Polish technology."

Everyone made it to the beer stop but because it was hot and the beer was heavy they decided to hold the circle then and there.

The ceremony was interrupted by a kamikaze pigeon that dive-bombed the Hashers' heads on more than one occasion and several octogenarians in wheel chairs who wanted to know why every one was having so much fun.

 

Directions to Run #1106
Date: June 13, 2015
Time: 16:00 (4:00 pm)
Place: HaTikva Garden, Tel Aviv
Map: https://goo.gl/maps/CQLEA
Hare: Expect another Magical trail! Dry Rub will be co-haring

Lost? Call Magically Delicious at 053 280 5002

Hare Roster
1103 - 5/23/2015 - Captain Caveman
1104 - 5/30/2015 - Magically Delicious
1105 - 6/6/2015 - Roadkill
1106 - 6/13/2015 - Magically Delicious
1107 - 6/20/2015 - Boston Creamed
1108 - 6/27/2015 - Fluffer
1109 - 7/4/2015 - Gadhaffi
1110 - 7/11/2015 - Double Entry
1111 - 7/18/2015 - Dudley do Lube
1112 - 7/25/2015 - Crock Sucker
--
On-on!
Hash Scribe

posted by Hash Scribe at 9:01 PM