07 March, 2014

Hash Trash Run #1039, Directions to Run #1040

Hello fellow Hashers!

Hasher's view of the 1039th Hash:
"Our crippled replacement hare made us start smack dab in the middle of a soccer game rush, so finding parking took longer than finding his shitty trail. Though he was unable to run trail with us due to an injured knee, we found our way to the clock tower in Jaffa and back. At the halfway point we sang with no beer and no hare but he caught up to us as we were leaving, toting beer and shawarma to share. The trail ended with refreshing beer, sweet knaffe, stale pistachios and down-downs."

So on we go to the...

Down-Downs Run 1039:
Hare: Puppy Love Machine
FRB: Captain Caveman
DFL: Magically Delicious
Returnees: Pig Woman, Puppy Love Machine, Double Entry
Golden Showers: Pig Woman, Captain Caveman, Magically Delicious, Puppy Love Machine
Racist Bling: Double Entry
No Bling: Pig Woman
Wetting and Blowing his Whistle: Puppy Love Machine
No Hash Gear: Pig Woman
Late Cummer: Pig Woman
Lame Hare: Puppy Love Machine
Misnamed: Captain Caveman


Directions to Run 1040:

Meeting timeSaturday Mar 8th., 15:00, 1500hr, 3pm.

Location: Hama'ayan 1, Jerusalem (here).

On-After: Yes! Oui! כן! It's Puppy Love's birthday so he's feeding us afterwards. He said something about hashing gifts, too?

Other Stuff:  There will be an opportunity to SWIM at the halfway.

Maps: From Ayalon Highway Here.

Directions: (First tri-lingual directions on my watch!)
1. Get on Route 1 follow signs for ירושלים‎/(اورشليم (القدس‎/Jerusalem
2. At the interchange Har'el Interchange-מֶחלף הראל‎, keep right and follow signs for Route 3965 toward מבשרת ציון‎/מוצא עילית‎/مبسيريت تسيون‎/موتسا عيليت‎/Mevasseret-Ziyyon/Moza Illit
3. Keep right at the fork, follow signs for Route 3965/מעוז ציון‎/ماعوز تسيون‎/Ma'oz Ziyyon and merge onto HaHotsvim Avenue/שדרות החוצבים‎/Route 3965
4. Continue to follow Route 3965
5. Go through 2 roundabouts
6. At the roundabout, take the 3rd exit onto Route 395
7. At the roundabout, take the 2nd exit onto עין כרם‎
HaMa'ayan 1 will be on your right in the small alley


And about the not finding the spot and all that shit; If you do get lost, just...

Call Puppy Love Machine 052-3447338

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Run #1043 29/03/2014 Twin Peaks
Run #1044 05/04/2014 Second Hand Job
Run #1045 12/04/2014 Fart Smella
Run #1046 19/04/2014 Double Entry
Run #1047 26/04/2014 Captain Caveman
Run #1048 03/05/2014 Cumunion
Run #1049 10/05/2014 Deliverance
Run #1050 17/05/2014 Spit or Swallow
Run #1051 24/05/2014 Crock Sucker
Run #1052 31/05/2014 Semen
Run #1053 07/06/2014 Just Nicole
Run #1054 14/06/2014 Boston Creamed

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On-on!
Hash Scribe