15 May, 2015

Fwd: Down-downs for Run #1101, #1102 - Directions to Run #1103

IMPORTANT: UPDATED HASH ROSTER FOLLOWS AT THE END OF THIS MISSIVE!!!

Okay, so... Hash Scribe totally flaked out last week. Neither did she send out Hash Trash with Down-downs for Run #1101 nor did she send directions to Run #1102. Down-downs will be meted out this coming Saturday, I'm sure. In the meantime, here's the bi-weekly report, plus directions to Run #1103

Run #1101
It was Dos de Mayo, which is a special holiday invented by Roadkill so that we could have a Mexican-themed Hash and an On-After at Mexicali. Hey, any excuse for a celebration with margaritas is a good one!

Down-downs for Run #1101
Hare - Roadkill
FRB - Magically Delicious and/or Dry Rub
DFL - Double Entry (post-M2V... a 32k run, wasn't it?)
There were visitors, returnees, relievers and other things that got written down by the RA. Now, where did that piece of paper go to...?

Thirsty Knights update
Betwixt and between there was a wild Thirsty Knights Pirate Hash & Scavenger Hunt (pictures on Facebook) that elicited this message from honorary H4 member, Viking who writes us from Copenhagen as follows: "Ahoy, ahoy Hashers. I'm so pleased to hear from you guys I dare to call my Israeli 'family'. Staying in DK most of the time, and you Hashers out of sight, does not mean that you are out of my mind. Only waiting/looking for an opportunity to flying back. Guess I was born and raised at the wrong place".

"Anyway, MR deserves a double downer when lying on his back... A pirate themed Thirsty Knights Hash without me hurts. Especially as I did my fair share as a sailor in the Danish merchant fleet in July 1969 - I hold the position as a deck boy, 14 years old celebrating my 15 years birthday in the North Atlantic between the Faroe islands and Iceland. Shame on the bastard. All the best, On On -- Viking".

We expect another Pirate Run upon your return, Viking.

Down-downs for Run #1102
Hare - Magically Delicious aided by Just Barry
Don't know what happened but the Hare gave the run the title: MAGIC TAKES ANOTHER VIRGIN!!

Hash Weekend!
It won't be fun. It won't funny. It'll be dangerous.
Details will follow for those who commit by visiting this page and clicking on the "Going"  link.

Directions to Run #1103
Hare: You won't believe it but... Magically Delicious
Time: 16:00 (4:00 pm)
Date: May 16, 2015
Place: Parking lot of Hadar Yosef Stadium, Ramat Gan. Make a left in the car park and move to the eastern end
- From Ayalon: Get off at Rokach heading east and follow this link
- From #4: Get off @ Em HaMoshavot heading west and follow this link
Map: https://goo.gl/maps/npPob

Lost? Call Magically Delicious at 053 280 5002

Updated Hare Roster
Hash - #Date - Hare
1096 - 4/4/2015 - Magically Delicious
1097 - 4/11/2015 - Magically Delicious
1098 - 4/18/2015 - Deliverance
1099 - 4/25/2015 - Twin Peaks
1100 - 5/2/2015 - Roadkill
1101 - 5/9/2015 - Magically Delicious
1102 - 5/16/2015 - Magically Delicious
1103 - 5/23/2015 - Captain Caveman
1104 - 5/30/2015 - Cummunion
1105 - 6/6/2015 - SOS
1106 - 6/13/2015 - Magically Delicious
1107 - 6/20/2015 - Gadhaffi
1108 - 6/27/2015 - Fluffer
1109 - 7/4/2015 - Boston Creamed
1110 - 7/11/2015 - Double Entry
1111 - 7/18/2015 - Dudley do Lube
1112 - 7/25/2015 - Crock Sucker?

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On-on!
Boston Creamed
Hash Scribe
www.israelhhh.com

06 May, 2015

Avast, Thirsty Knights! We be pirates now!

Ahoy, ahoy!
Master Roadkill has called for all able-bodied sea-persons* to join in a Thirsty Knights Hash.
It will be pirate themed so get ready to make merry!

Hare: Roadkill
Time: 20:00 (8:00 pm)
Date: May 7, 2015
Place: Corner of Rothschild and Herzl Streets, Tel Aviv
Map:https://goo.gl/maps/FRMbK




*Please, don't get me started on this one.

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On-on!
Hash Scribe

01 May, 2015

Fwd:

Down-downs for Run #1100  -  Directions to Run ##1101


Okay you wankers --

It was a south Tel Aviv / Jaffa run set by Magically Delicious who continues her mad reign of terror. Not much to report about the first third as your correspondent, Boston Creamed, was unable to find the starting point (damn you, Google Maps! I'm sticking with Waze from now on).

While awaiting the pack at Clock Tower Square, the true (four-legged) faithful hound, Just Nili, perked up her very pointy ears upon hearing the clarion cry of "On-on from afar and starting racing towards the runners, dragging Boston behind her. That was lots of fun.

Other things that happened: The trail was done in different colored chalk with nautical markings, leading to no little confusion as 1. we are not sailors and 2. our Hash slogan is "Where Beer and Idiocy Meet". The song at the halfway was Father Abraham, some people found time to pee, and Magic found a great piece of graffiti on trail -- a wall emblazoned with "Do you believe in Magic"? (Some good pix on the Facebook page).

Eventually, there was a circle, punishments and rewarded were meted out, beer was downed, and Puppy Love Machine turned up with a bag of pistachios. In closing, here is a nice version of Father Abraham. Clap your hands!
https://youtu.be/5o_J30x6E6s

Down-downs for Run #1100


Hare - Magically Delicious
FRB - Dry Rub
DFL - Hmmm... was it me? Don't remember
Returnees - there were some, including me, but I don't remember
Relievers - This I do remember! That is, I remember that there were some...
Latecomers - Boston Creamed, Puppy Love Machine

Hash Weekend!

The date has been set and it is... (drumrolll please)...
Oh hell, I forgot... I better write things down...

Directions to Run ##1101

Roadkill  writes, "Ole! Dust off your sombrero's and marracas, groom your mariache mustache, dry clean you poncho and come ready for a Cinqo De Mayo Run! (OK, it's really Dos de Mayo but who cares!)".

Hare: Roadkill
Time: 16:00 (4:00 pm)
Date: May 2, 2015
Place: 2 Chaim Vital St., Tel Aviv
Map: https://goo.gl/maps/ge3AY

And there will be an On-After at Mexical.

Lost? Call Roadkill at 050 689 9882
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On-on!
Boston Creamed

24 April, 2015

Fwd: Down-downs for Run #1099 - Directions to Hash Run #1100

Hello Wankers,
Hash Scribe is back in the country and fighting jet lag. So pretend that you got this message this morning -- it's morning in MY mind.

Down-downs for Run #1099

Hare: Deliverance, assistedd by tthe lovely Twin Peaks
Everything else: I got nuthin'

Hash Weekend...?
Any progress? Did I miss that as well?

Directions to Hash Run #1100

The magic is back!
After a week long hiatus Magically Delicious will be setting again.
Bwahahahah. . You wankers; )

Hare: Magically Delicious 
Time: 16:00 (4:00 pm)
Date: April 25, 2015
Place: Ha-Do'ar St 3, Tel Aviv-Yafo, Israel
Map: https://goo.gl/maps/CKRQT

Lost? Call Magically Delicious at 053 280 5002


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On-on!
Boston Creamed... dazed and confused
Hash Scribe



18 April, 2015

Down-downs for Run #1098 - Directions Hash Run #1099

This week, I am the Wanker.

Hash Scribe is "out of Israel" as we say, and was completely remiss in not sending out Hash Trash on schedule. A Down-down is in order, so take note.

Down-downs for Run #1098

I have no Down-downs to report because no one told me what happened last Saturday but one can safely assume that someone was first, someone was last, and beer was drunk.

Directions to Run #1099 (that is actually the number)

Hare: Deliverance, assistedd by tthe lovely Twin Peaks
Time: 16:00 (4:00 pm)
Date: April 18, 2015
Place: Near the Wine & More shop, 11 Galgalei HaPlada St., Herzliya Pituach Industrial Zone
Map: https://goo.gl/maps/ZxkH1 

 If you get lost or are confused call Deliverance at 050-263-4684.

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On-on!
Boston Creamed (Dazed and confused in Sin City. Clearly in need of Deliverance!)
Hash Scribe



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On-on!
Hash Scribe

08 April, 2015

Fwd: Down-downs for Run #1097 - Directions to Run #1098

Dearest Wankers,

Captain Caveman has kindly supplemented the Down-downs for Run #1096, so here they are:

Hare - Magically Delicious
FRB - Captain Caveman
DFL - Captain Caveman
Short Cutting - Captain Caveman
Reliever - Captain Caveman
Pointing - Captain Caveman
Being the only runner - Captain Caveman

Down-downs for Run #1097

Magically Delicious writes "Caveman and I set a lovely Passover themed trail... all the flour was lost... no wait -- the pack was blind... or drunk... or both. Double Entry was FRB, Cum Union was DFL, Just Beth showed up on bruised and bandaged knee to tell us she loves "us guys" and also beer.

Hare - Magically Delicious
FRB - Double Entry
DFL - Cum Union
Banged Up Knees / Loves Hashers n' Beer - Just Bethany ("just" right now, but not for long...)

Hash Weekend!
Ask Captain Caveman.  Please.

Directions to Run #1098

Hare: Magically Delicious... the reign of terror continues! BWA-HA-HA-HA-HAH!
Time: 16:00 (4:00 pm)
Date: April 11, 2015
Place: HaKovashim Garden, Tel Aviv
Map: https://goo.gl/maps/lF96Y

Lost? Call Magically Delicious at 053 280 5002

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On-on!
Boston Creamed
Hash Scribe
www.israelhhh.com




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On-on!
Hash Scribe

01 April, 2015

Fwd: Down-downs for Run #1096 - Directions to Run #1097

Wankers!

Humble Scribe is in the great state of Texas this week but from all reports, Run #1096 was a particularly shitty Hash. Just Bethany went head over heels, fell off her bike, split open her knee, and was carted off to the hospital, leaving us to muse over some new and wonderful knee/heel/bike/hospital-inspired name ideas.

Down-downs for Run #1096
Hare - Magically Delicious
FRB - Don't know
DFL - Wasn't informed
Returnees - Were there any?
Misnamers - Take a guess
Relievers - You know who you are

Hash Weekend!
I still claim ignorance. Ask Captain Caveman.  

Directions to Run #1097
PLEASE NOTE. SUMMER TIME IS HERE AND WE WILL BE MEETING AT 16:00
Hare: Magically Delicious... again!
Time: 16:00 (4:00 pm) -
Date: April 4, 2015
Place: The parking lot near Norma Jean - 23 Elifelet Street, south Tel Aviv
Map: https://goo.gl/maps/rVT7m

Lost? Call Magically Delicious at 053 280 5002

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On-on!
Boston Creamed
Hash Scribe
www.israelhhh.com


26 March, 2015

Fwd: Down-downs for Run #1095 - Directions to Run #1096

Wassup Wankers!

Saturday's was a movable Hash. That is to say, the circle was moved several times in accordance with the sudden inclement weather -- it was sunny / rainy / sunny / rainy / sunny / more of the same. Amazingly, the hash marks did not wash away and we managed to stay dry almost till the bitter end, when the heavens opened... and then closed again.

We were once again visited by Viking, who is pretty much an H4 regular, and Hanseatic Slut of the Frankfurt Hash who taught us a new song: Germans have no sense of humor (ho ho ho ho ho ho ho)!*

This time it's real. STD is actually moving to Germany, as she has been threatening to do for months. We don't  respond well to threats. We just give in. And so, STD was given a proper F**ck-off, complete with engraved tankard and a beer shampoo. (They say it's good for curly hair!).

*That's not true, it's just  a rumor (ho ho ho ho ho ho ho)!

Down-downs for Run #1095
HARE: Twin Peaks
FRB: Magically Delicious
DFL: Ghaddafi
Visitor: Hanseatic Slut
Relievers: Just Bethany,  Magically Delicious, Hanseatic Slut, Roadkill
Pointer: Viking
Laughing Just a Tad Too Hard: Just Bethany
No Hash Gear: Afterbirth, Just Bethany
Just Because:  Captain Caveman, Dudley Do-Lube,  Double Entry, Hot Box
New Song from Germany!  Hanseatic Slut, STD,Magically Delicious
Misnaming: Just Bethany
F**ck-off, ya mug: STD
Crush the Can: Viking

Hash Weekend!

I don't know anything about it! Ask Captain Caveman! 

Directions to Run #1096
Hare: Magically Delicious
Time: 15:00 (3:00 pm)
PLEASE NOTE: AFTER THIS WEEK, WE WILL START MEETING AT 16:00

Date: Mar 28, 2015
Place: Just Beth and I are setting in/near/ dropping flour all around Apollonia national park this Saturday. Having not scouted this area in person, I'm going to guess that there will be some sort of parking lot at the park entrance where we can meet. That is to say, I'll repost to Facebook with exact coordinates when I get there
Maps: https://goo.gl/maps/bvdXe
Lost? Call Magically Delicious at 053 280 5002

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On-on!
Boston Creamed
Hash Scribe