26 February, 2015

Down-downs for Run #1091 - Directions to Run #1092

Hello Wankers --

Saturday's run is entitled... wait for it... wait for it... Magic strikes again!

Down-downs for Run #1091

Magically Delicious writes, "With Just Brad serving as my evil accomplice we started from Jaffa Park – in attendance Cum Union [sic], Just Beth, Deliverance, Twin Peaks, and of course my Caveman. We ran through lots of fun and fabulous neighborhoods. Just Brad and I laughed our **sses off when the pack -- as they seem always picked the wrong way to check -- had to turn back around after going down a really cool alley. I got to climb on a whale and found the 'Louis Paster' (aka Louis Pasteur) sign. HILARIOUS!"

(Humble Scribe notes that this must be particularly funny to all those many Hashers doing post-doctoral research in Candida albicans. Do the rest of us understand that joke? Don't bacilli).

Down downs were given to everyone- with these notable offenses:

Hares - Magically Delicious, Just Brad
Late Comers - Deliverance, Twin Peaks
FRB - Cum Union (I am beginning to like this spelling -- H.S.)
DFL - Just Bethany
Golden Showers (indoors no less!!!) – Cum Union, Just Bethany

UPCOMING
Feb 26 - Thirsty Knights followed by Pimps & Hos Party at Mike's Place.
THE TK HASH WILL MEET AS ALWAYS AT THE LONDON GARDEN @ 20:00. BE PREPARED TO STRUT YOUR STUFF!!!
March 4 - PURIM!!! Just pointing it out.
March 17 - Thirsty Knights / Election Day / St. Patrick's Day /Green Dress Run

Directions to Run #1092

Hare: She's baaaack. Fecal Flyer has once again abandoned us in favor of the watery deep and Magic continues her reign of terror. YESH!!!! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Time: 15:00 (3:00 pm)
Date: Feb 28, 2015
Place: The parking lot near Norma Jean - 23 Elifelet Street, south Tel Aviv
Map: https://goo.gl/maps/rVT7m

Lost? Call Magically Delicious at 053 280 5002

HARE ROSTER
1093 07/03/2015 Ghaddafi
1094 14/03/2015 Double Entry
1095 21/03/2015 Fart Smella
1096 28/03/2015 Cumunion

We are running dangerously low! Contact SOS Dror Samuel with your requests for Haring dates .

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On-on!
Boston Creamed
Hash Scribe

18 February, 2015

Fwd: Down-downs for Run #1090 - Directions to Run #1091

Allo Wankers -

Down-downs for Run #1090

Humble Scribe has no idea what happened last week. It was Valentine's Day and people were supposed to wear red. Probably there was an FRB, a DFL, possibly there were Returnees and Misnamers. I dunno.

What is important is that next week, February 26 is Pimps & Hos Night at Mike's Place and there will be a Thirsty Knights run!

And of course, on March 17 - Thirsty Knights / Election Day / St. Patrick's Day /Green Dress Run

But before that, there is PURIM!!! Yay!!!
It actually falls on March 4th but rest assured that Tel Aviv will be party-party-partying as of next week. 
And if you don't know what this excellent Jewish holiday is, let's just say it falls under the broad category of "They tried to kill us. They failed. Let's eat". Plus, in this case, let's wear costumes and get drunk.

Directions to Run #1091

Hare: Magically Delicious continuing her reign of terror, (Her words, not mine). Bwa-ha-ha-ha-ha! (Also hers).
Time: 15:00 (3:00 pm)
Date: Feb 21, 2015
Place: Midron Yaffo Park, Tel Aviv-Yafo, Israel
Map: https://goo.gl/maps/OHpts

Lost? Call Magically Delicious at 053 280 5002

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On-on!
Boston Creamed
Hash Scribe


12 February, 2015

Fwd: Down-downs for H4 Run #1089 - Directions to Run #1090 - VALENTINE'S DAY RUN!!!

Dear Wankers,

Turnout for the White Shirt run was huge as we were joined by Hashers, past and present, from near and far. The trail was shitty -- isn't it always? -- and there were Down-downs aplenty but it was the On-on after, at Grill Deluxe in Old Jaffa, that was the true spectacle of the day. Without mincing words, let's just say that we won't be invited back there any time soon.And a good time was had by all.

Those in possession of incriminating photographs are invited to post them to Facebook and upload them to our Picasa account.

PLEASE NOTE: Once again, the Hare has neglected to give the Hash Scribe the all-important scrap of paper scrawled with Down-downs. The following list, therefore, is recalled from memory. Deal with it.

Down-downs for H4 Run #1089
Hares - Deliverance, Twin Peaks
FRB - Fart Smella? Pig Woman? Can't remember
DFL - Boston Creamed (THAT I remember)
Returnees aka: the Ski Club - Captain Caveman, Magically Delicious, Penis Envy, Pig Woman, Shooting Blanks
Dog Abuse - Boston Creamed and Nili, STD and Teddy. Hey, what about PLM and Ninja?
Mugs - Fluffer, Penis Envy, Pig Woman, Shooting Blanks
Hashy Birthday - Boston Creamed
Single Again - Puppy Love Machine
No White Shirt - Cumunion
New shoes (they were NOT) - Pig Woman
Hash Shit (don't remember why) - Afterbirth
Misnaming or something - Running Poo
Something by proxy - Crocsucker
Somthing about lipstain - Poposchnitzel
Other random Down-downs that I can't remember - Captain Caveman, Goldmember, Just Bethany, Just Brad, Just Daniel, Just Lesly, Roadkill

UPCOMING
Feb 26 - Pimps & Hos Night at Mike's Place. Magic has called for a Thirsty Knights run. Keep an eye on the Facebook page.
March 17 - Thirsty Knights / Election Day / St. Patrick's Day /Green Dress Run

Directions to Run #1090 - VALENTINE'S DAY RUN!!!
Given that the run falls on February 14th, Magically Delicious is in the mood for romance... sort of. "As I will be breaking in not 1, but 2 virgin hares on V-day, I think this calls for a Red Dress  but if you really can't find a dress you should at least wear red. All wankers who are still in the country should show up."

Time: 15:00 (3:00 pm)
Date: Feb 14, 2015
Place: The square on the corner of Lillenblum and Herzl streets, Tel Aviv.
Map: https://goo.gl/maps/PXc8E

Lost? Call Magically Delicious at 053 280 5002

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On-on!
Boston Creamed

Hash Scribe

05 February, 2015

Fwd: Down-downs for H4 Run #1088 - Directions to Run #1089 - WHITE SHIRT RUN!!!

Hail all wankers near and far! Here is what you missed last week:

It was a nice (shitty) Ramat Gan run and there was a pretty good turnout, especially considering that half our number were pissed on the Alpine piste. From what we can gather and judging from the pictures posted to Facebook, the H4 Hasher contingent over there keeps drunkenly crossing the border from Austria to Switzerland and back again, falling in saunas and -- clearly due to head injuries -- supporting the Seattle Seahawks. Go Patriots!

Down-downs for H4 Run #1088

Hares - Deliverance, Twin Peaks
FRB - Fart Smella
DFL - Boston Creamed
Re-visitor - Running Poo
Just Because - Just Brad
Misnaming - Deliverance, Twin Peaks
Dog Abuse - Boston Creamed/Nili, STD/Teddy
Child Abuse - Crocsucker, Fart Smella, Just Yannai and the newly-born Just Yarden

Correction to last week's Hash Trash
The Thirsty Knights / Election Day / St. Patrick's Day /Green Dress Run is on March 17.
Yes, that is a Thirsty Knights on a Tuesday. Is nothing sacred?

Directions to Run #1089

IMPORTANT! This weeks run is a WHITE SHIRT RUN!!!
  • You must wear a white shirt, preferably one that you don't ever want to see again.
  • You must bring money.
  • You must come hungry.
It will be an A to B run and will be totally worth your while. Trust me.

Time: 15:00 (3:00 pm)
Date: Feb 7, 2015
Place: 37 She'erit Yisrael St, (near Bloomfield Stadium), Jaffa
Map: https://goo.gl/maps/FgVeA

Lost? Call Twin Peaks at 052-8743662

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On-on! (and go Pats!)
Boston Creamed


28 January, 2015

Fwd: Down-downs for H4 Run #1087 - Directions to Run #1088

IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT
Please see revised Hare Roster below. Contact SOS with any changes.

Down-downs for H4 Run #1087
Fluffer has chosen to report on last week's run in the form of haiku:

The run was fun.
Beer stop at half way.
Had an FRB, DFL, golden showers, pointing, returnees, visitors and virgins!
Names aren't important, booze is!

ANOTHER IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT
Reserve March 19! There will be a Thirsty Knights St. Patrick's Day / Green Dress Run. It will also be post-Election Day run, so we will most likely be crying into our green beer.

Directions to Run #1088
Time: 5:00, 1500hr, 3pm
Date: Jan. 31, 2015
Place: Top of the Hill near the poet Bialik's bench. Moshe Sharett St., Ramat-Gan.
Map: https://goo.gl/maps/J5Oqs

Directions
:
1. Get off at HaHalacha exit, going East, onto Bialik street.
2. Go straight through 3 traffic lights -- at the 4th traffic light turn LEFT onto Jabotinsky.
3. Go straight through 1 traffic light and before you reach the 2nd traffic light turn RIGHT onto Zohar Street (a little side street). Go till the end.
4. Turn LEFT onto Herzl then a QUICK RIGHT onto Moshe Sharett street.
5. Park somewhere near the school (on your right). Your Hare will be waiting.
 
Lost? Call Twin Peaks at 052-8743662

Hare Roster for Q1 2015
1088 31/01/2015 Twin Peaks
1089 07/02/2015 Deliverance - WHITE SHIRT RUN!!!
1090 14/02/2015 Boston Creamed
1091 21/02/2015 Goldmember
1092 28/02/2015 Fecal Flyer
1093 07/03/2015 Ghaddafi
1094 14/03/2015 Double Entry
1095 21/03/2015 Fart Smella
1096 28/03/2015 Cumunion

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On-on!
Boston Creamed

22 January, 2015

Down-downs for H4 Run #1086 - Directions to Run #1087

Hello Wankers!

STD has weighed in with the following: It was a lovely day -- surprisingly not rainy. The trail was marked perfectly despite of Teddy's attempts to destroy it. Tthe hares were exceptionally confused, probably before it was the first time that they didn't consume alcohol while setting.

Photos of Teddy's flour eating efforts can be viewed on Facebook. And now, for the section on punishments/rewards...

Down-downs for H4 Run #1085

Hares - Double Entry and STD
FRB - Fecal Flyer
DFL - Just Bethany
In-between but no Down-down - Captain Caveman
Not running - Magically Delicious (lame excuse: injured)
Forgot the run is at 15:00 and arrived 30 minutes late - Double Entry
Hare who lost her own trail - STD
Returnees - Double Entry, STD, Just Bethany
No Hash gear - Just Bethany

Directions to Run #1086

Our Hare writes: "Easy-peasy. If you're from TLV, you know the place and how to get to it."
And if not...

Date: Saturday, January 24th 2015
Time: 15:00, 1500hr, 3pm.
Location: HaBimah Square, by the stairs, Tel-Aviv (here)
Parking: There's a parking lot underneath HaBimah. The entrance is here. Otherwise, park on the street.
Directions: From outside TLV, take the Ayalon, exit at HaShalom (Azrieli Towers) and follow this link.

New! Waze link!


"And about not finding the spot and all that -- if you do get lost, just call Fluffer at 052-8801111 "
 
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On-on!
Boston Creamed

14 January, 2015

Fwd: Hash Trash - Directions to Run #1085 - Down-downs for H4 Run #1084

Hello Wankers!

Afterbirth contacted Humble Scribe with the following missive: "It was a cold, rainy and wet winter's day in Ramat Gan. Parking was found, beer was opened and Hashing began. No circle in sight though... it had washed away... Hashers climbed hills, stairs, participated in Olympic challenges, fell over and got wet in more ways than one. One Hasher even got a chance to sit on an old mans face. Smiles all around".

Down-downs for H4 Run #1084

Hare - Roadkill
FRB - Fecal Flyer
DFL - Magically Delicious, PopoSchnitzel
Sitting/Stalling on trail - PopoSchnitzel
Returnees - Afterbirth, Just Barry, PopoSchnitzel
Misnaming - Captain Caveman
Wanted a Down-down - Puppy Love
Champion of Cards Against Humanity (A truly Hasher game) - Magically Delicious

Directions to Run #1085

We will start in the parking lot at the Kiryat Shaul cemetery. After that, all bets are off.

Date: Jan 17, 2015
Time: 15:00 (3:00pm)
Start: Kiryat Shaul Cemetery
Map: https://goo.gl/maps/6H8Ia

Hare directions: Tell Waze Moshe Sneh, Tel Aviv. When you see Mashtelat Aharoni at the corner with the cemetery road, turn towards the cemetery and find us.

Google Maps directions (from Gelilot/Cinema City Junction) - https://goo.gl/maps/wu15G
Take Route 5 to Route 482. Take HaKfar HaYarok Interchange exit. Keep right at the fork and merge onto Route 482. Turn right at Dr. Elie Tavin Street. At the roundabout, take the 2nd exit onto Meir Binet Street.

Lost? Call Double Entry at 054-7909034 as STD says hasn't a clue as to where the starting point is and besides she's still jet lagged.

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On-on!
Boston Creamed

07 January, 2015

Directions to Run #1084 - Down-downs for H4 Run #1083

Hello Wankers!

Please note changes to the Hare Roster (below). The update will also be posted to the Facebook page.

Down-downs for H4 Run #1083

Magically Delicious writes, "We all pretty much walked the trail- saw a shop called AsGlass- so we took a picture of our asses.  I laid a giant Faberge eggs, desecrated a religious fountain, ignored signs and climbed the shit out of "The Rockery", jumped into the Mediterranean, and a man stopped got out of his car and started to take pictures (of the buildings and such) as I was changing into dry clothes.. it was kinda strange. We on aftered at Mexical and drank margaritas - So I had a Shit-Ton-O-Fun".

Hare - Magically Delicious
Co-hare - Captain Caveman
FRB - Cumunion
DFL - Roadkill

Directions to Run #1084

The Hare notifies your Humble Scribe that, "depending on weather conditions, this coming Saturday will be a run in the style of a Winter Olympics Shitty Trail"!

Humble Scribe has no idea what that means but thinks warm clothes might be in order.

Date - Jan 10, 2015
Time: 15:00 (3:00pm)
Start
: 5 Beit Horon St., Ramat Gan
Map: https://goo.gl/maps/3yVM4
Lost? Call Roadkill at 050-6899882

Hare Roster for Q1 2015
1085 10/01/2015 Roadkill
1086 17/01/2015 STD
1087 24/01/2015 Fluffer
1088 31/01/2015 Goldmember
1089 07/02/2015 Fart Smella
1090 14/02/2015 Boston Creamed
1091 21/02/2015 Cumunion
1092 28/02/2015 Twin Peaks
1093 07/03/2015 Ghaddafi
1094 14/03/2015 Double Entry

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On-on!
Boston Creamed