25 July, 2015

Down-downs for Run #1111 - Directions to Run #1112

IMPORTANT!!! PLEASE NOTE CHANGE IN START TIME!!! 
DUE TO THE HEAT, RUNS WILL START AT 17:00 THROUGH AUGUST

Wankers -- Red? Who said red? I'll take some of that. And we did, and it was good. And there was much rejoicing. And then we ran. We ran for hours. Uprooting trees, shrubs & flowers. Like Viking, who poured beer on his head. Head? etc., etc. 

Down-downs for Run #1111 - RED DRESS RUN!!!

Hares:  Magically Delicious and Dudley Do Lube
FRB: Cummunion
DFL:  Just Carlos
Returnees:  Just Laura, Spit or Swallow, Fluffer, Twin Peaks, Deliverance, Viking, Toe Job, Just Lesley, Just Daniel, Afterbirth, Roadkill
Virgins: Just Carlos, Just Sandra
Visitors: Viking, Toe Job
Pissing:  Just Daniel, Puppy Love Machine
Shortcutting: Elaine...? RA did not record her Hash name and says sorry. 
Hash Gear: Viking
Breeding Hash Brats:  Fluffer, Spit or Swallow
Toupe:  Cummunion
Anniversary: Afterbirth and Roadkill
Late:  Puppy Love Machine
Fuck Off:  Ghaddafi 

Directions to Run #1112
The hash will start from the end of Harel Street in Mevasseret Zion. At the second roundabout (which is also the end of the road) there is a carpark. 

Date: July 25, 2015
Time: 17:00 (5:00 pm)
Place:  End of Harel Street, Mevasseret Zion

Lost? Call Crocksucker at 054-747-1914

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On-on! 
Boston Creamed
Hash Scribe


16 July, 2015

Down-downs for Run #1110 - Directions to Run #1111

IMPORTANT!!! PLEASE NOTE CHANGE IN START TIME!!!
DUE TO THE HEAT, RUNS WILL START AT 17:00 THROUGH AUGUST

Okay, Wankers -- Received no reports about Run #1110 although there are some disturbing shots on Facebook of Hashers abusing playground equipment. We may assume there was an FRB, a DFL, and someone probably either peed on trail or accidentally wore a hat in the circle. Shame on you.

And now, without further ado... you asked for it, you got it.
RUN #1111 -- THE RED DRESS RUN!!!
It's here! It's here! It's finally here!!!!!!

Our Hare writes: RUN # 1111 is finally happening!!! To celebrate this momentous occasion, we shall don our red dresses and run through the streets of Tel Aviv, whilst drinking our favorite beverage!!! Starting point A will be at Rothschild 6 (i.e. the large plaza at the end of the blvd). We will meet at the far corner of the plaza, and to not offend the general public with our acts of indecency (or at least minimize the damage). The birthday boy DDL, after having recovered from his bi-annual drinking, will be setting with me. It shall be one of my shitty-est trails yet, with lots of spots for people to wank out if need be. On after will be at The Dancing Camel Florentine … That's right! Magic promises great beer and great times will be had by all!!

Directions
Date: July 18, 2015
Time: 17:00 (5:00 pm)
Place:  Rothschild 6, Tel Aviv
Map: https://goo.gl/maps/5t2hb

Lost? Call Magically Delicious at 053 280 5002

Updated Hare Roster*
Hash# - Date - Hare
#1112 - 7/25/2015 - Crock Sucker

*SOS - where are you...?


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On-on!
Boston Creamed
Hash Scribe
www.israelhhh.com

10 July, 2015

Down-downs for Run #1109 - Directions to Run #1110

IMPORTANT!!! PLEASE NOTE CHANGE IN START TIME!!! DUE TO THE HEAT, RUNS WILL START AT 17:00 THROUGH AUGUST

Hello Winkety Wankety Wankers -- Here's the report from last week's run from our field correspondent (and Hare), Gadhafi.

"More than a dozen hashers braved the heat and hills of Jerusalem Saturday to attend Hash #1109. The Tel Aviv delegation arrived a half-hour early but they had been drinking. The trail coursed up a few hills and through the newly refurbished Gazelle Park. The walkers moved the beer stop to a shady spot close to the entrance and collapsed on a tarp. Some walkers said they saw a pair of gazelles at the watering hole. The only gazelles seen by the runners were of the two-legged, beer-swilling genus. That's all I can remember".

Down-downs for Run #1109
Hares: Gadhafi, Hot Box
FRB: Thumbelina
DFL: Boston Creamed
Shitting on the trail: Almost everyone
Pointing: Gadhafi
Returnees: Gadhafi, Hot Box, some more
Pooping on the Trail: Poposchnitzel
Dog Discrimination: Gadhafi, Puppy Love
Child Abuse (this should be a career recognition award): Crock Sucker

GET READY... RUN #1111 IS COMING!!! RED DRESS RUN IN ONE WEEK!!!

Directions to Run #1110
Date: July 11, 2015
Time: 17:00 (5:00 pm)
Place:  6 Sheetrit St. The parking lot at the Olympic Stadium, adjacent to  the le-gen-dary Arnold's restaurant. Legendary!
Map: https://goo.gl/maps/ZlDK9

Lost? Call Double Entry at 054 790 9034
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Updated Hare Roster
Hash# - Date - Hare
#1111 - 7/18/2015 - Dudley do Lube (with a little bit of Magic) - RED DRESS!!!
#1112 - 7/25/2015 - Crock Sucker
After that,who knows. Sending out an SOS (hint, hint...)

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On-on!
Boston Creamed
Hash Scribe
www.israelhhh.com



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On-on!
Hash Scribe

02 July, 2015

Down-downs for Run #1108 - Directions to Run #1109

Hey Wankers: It was hot, it was a shitty trail, much beer was consumed, we sang some songs, did the Down-downs, and that was pretty much it.This coming week: a Fourth of July run!

Down-downs for Run #1108
Hare - Fluffer
FBR - Captain Caveman
DFL - Just Martha
Virgins - Just Laura, Just Martha
Returnees - Fluffer, Kneesus Saves, Pregnant Pause, Roadkill
New Shoes (sandals, really) - Kneesus Saves
Fraternal Twins / Fashion Police - Just Laura & PopoSchnitzel (Texas tees), Magically Delicious & Roadkill (dupli-kilts)
Misnaming - Flugger, Magically Delicious, Kneesus Saves
Beer Abuse (Can this be? Can't read the RA's scrawl. Well, whatever...) - Magically Delicious. Captain Caveman
Lollygagging on Trail - Boston Creamed

Announcements
RUN #1111 IS FAST APPROACHING!!! GET YOUR RED DRESS READY...

Directions to Run #1109
Date: July 4th, 2015
Time: 16:00 (4:00 pm)
Place: The parking lot on David Zvi Pinkas St., near the Sulam Yaakov Garden, Jerusalem
Map:  https://goo.gl/maps/9aLCU

Our Hare writes: We meet at 16:00 hours Saturday at the parking lot on David Zvi Pinkas St., near the Sulam Yaakov Garden in Jerusalem. It's a small park off of Ha-Rav Herzog St. between the Botanical Garden and the Stadium road. Here are the coordinates I get from Google Maps but I am not sure they are accurate. We started there once before a few years ago: 31.763014, 35.199080

Any questions, call Gadhafi: 054-697-7748.

In closing...
Look what we got from the Stockholm Hash! Sometimes junk mail can be fun!

WELCOME TO THE JUNE

NATIONAL DAY & EUROVISION SONG CONTEST TRASH

 

 

SEE BACK ISSUES ON FACE BOOK THE HASH TRASH

https://www.facebook.com/pages/The-Hash-Trash/323459884358181?ref=hl

OnOnMaliBog

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On-on!
Hash Scribe

24 June, 2015

Down-downs for Run #1107 - Directions to Run #1108

Okay  Wankers --

Since Hash Scribe was also the Hare last week, she actually has the information needed to write up the Down-downs for Run #1107. Except we dispensed with Down-downs in favor of some fine Italian food in a rustic, woodsy outdoor setting (aka: picnic table next to the parking lot). Anyway, either PLM or Gfather was first, Toe Job may have been DFL, and Crocsucker was a heroic child-abuser, pushing two kids in a stroller up a 45 degree incline. The trail was shitty but short.

Directions to Run #1108
The Hare promises that the trail will be equally shitty this coming Saturday, if not more so, because he wrote it in caps like so: SHITTY.

Date: June 27, 2015
Time: 16:00 (4:00 pm)
Place:  Hakovshim Garden, Tel Aviv
Map: https://goo.gl/maps/qQ05q

Directions: 

Go off Ayalon (Road #20) at La Guardia going west.

1. Slight left onto HaRakevet
2. Turn left onto Derech Menachem Begin
3. Continue onto Derech Yaffo (Jaffa)
4. Turn right onto Hertsel
5. Turn left onto Ahad Ha'Am
6. Take the first right onto HaShahar
7. Slight left Onto Ya'avets
8. Turn Left onto HaCarmel
9. Find a parking spot, the big garden you see, that's the place...


On-After: None that I know of, but who knows...

And about the not finding the spot and all that shit; If you do get lost, just...

Call Fluffer@ 052-8801111

Updated Hare Roster
Hash# - Date - Hare
1108 - 6/27/2015 - Fluffer
1109 - 7/4/2015 - Gadhaffi
1110 - 7/11/2015 - Double Entry
1111 - 7/18/2015 - Dudley do Lube
1112 - 7/25/2015 - Crock Sucker?

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On-on!
Boston Creamed
Hash Scribe
www.israelhhh.com


19 June, 2015

Down-downs for Run #1106 - Directions to Run #1107

PLEASE NOTE: UPDATED HARE ROSTER FOLLOWS BELOW

Dearest Wankers -- Actually, Hash Scribe did not receive any Down-downs for Run #1106 (though there are some very nice photos on Facebook). Instead, please enjoy the full list of Down-downs from Run #1105 -- with thanks to AfterBirth.

It was a shitty last minute trail. We thought 3 would show and 16 did. There were trees, shrubs and hills. There were ducks, nipples, attack pigeons, lots of beer and a rousing On-after. The person that wrote this list may have had a few beers and has no idea what they wrote due to beer and autocorrect. But whatever. Enjoy.

Hare: Road Kill
Walker Hare: AfterBirth
Virgin:  Just Garrett
FRB: Kneeseus
Cannot parallel park a jeep: Cum on my Buddy
MVR (Most Valuable Runner): Rajesh
DFLs: Dry Rub and Just Dave
Re joiners: Dry Rub , just Will and a whole batch of people
Misnaming: Afterbirth, Qaddafi,Magic
Ladies man: Cummunion
Bird Brains: RoadKill, Double Entry knob
Sitting on Trail: All the walkers Just Garett, PopaSchnitzel
Pointer: Just Dave, Kneeses, Roadkill
Dirty scrubby bastards: Just Dave, Puppy Love,
Smokers: Magic, kneeses, Just Dave
Relievers: Magic
Wanna leave the HHHH and go somewhere else: Too many
Nipples: Kneeseus
Avoiding: Cummunion
Chicken Song of the Day: Magic

Directions to Run #1107

Date: June 20, 2015
Time: 16:00 (4:00 pm)
Place:  The small parking lot near the Israel Scouts on Yehoshua Yevin St., the street leading to the Monastery of the Cross, Jerusalem.
Map: https://goo.gl/maps/wK9eJ
Lost? Call Boston Creamed at 054 215 2653

BTW: There was an excellent Looney Moon Hash on June 11th, attended by Magically Delicious, Poposchnitzel, Gonadfather, Boston Creamed and, of course, Puppy Love Machine. There was not so much running as losing one another in the crowded Jerusalem Light Festival, performing the Chicken Song in public, and being accosted by the juvenile delinquents of downtown J-town. Call it a bonding experience. The run was followed by some excellent fare at HaMarakiya, the soup place (but they had run out of soup).

Updated Hare Roster
Hash# - Date - Hare
1107 - 6/20/2015 - Boston Creamed
1108 - 6/27/2015 - Fluffer
1109 - 7/4/2015 - Gadhaffi
1110 - 7/11/2015 - Double Entry
1111 - 7/18/2015 - Dudley do Lube
1112 - 7/25/2015 - Crock Sucker?

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On-on!
Boston Creamed
Hash Scribe

12 June, 2015

Down-downs Runs #1103, 1104, 1105 - Directions to Run #1106

PLEASE NOTE: UPDATED HARE ROSTER FOLLOWS BELOW

Hash Scribe has been out of town and totally dropped the Hash Trash ball, so this is an update of the past 3 weeks.

Run #1103 - Hash Weekend!!!
Hare (and host) - Captain Caveman

The Hash weekend came and went with 9 players. We shopped, drove, set up camp, drank, Hashed, drank, sung "Swing Low" in the Jordan River, drank, cooked, drank, laughed, drank, passed out, woke up, drank, had breakfast, drank, sat in the water, peed in the water, drank, played Cards Against Humanity, drank, listened to  Cumunion's music for 2 hours and being told that the disc skipped, and continued listening, drank, etc. and etc.


Run #1104 - 

Hare - Magically Delicious... and that's all we know.


Run #1105 (with thanks to Ghaddafi for the write-up)

Hares: Road Kill, aided by Afterbirth

FRB: Kneesus Saves (christened at the Hash camp out)

DFL: All the remaining runners (they forgot to step in the circle)


The 15 hounds that gathered in Ramat Gan for Hash #1105 were augmented by a sizable delegation from the local US embassy. Since there was no Beermeister the walkers were tasked with buying the suds. Using fuzzy math they figured they needed about 45 beers but could only carry about 30. But they chose quality over quantity, selecting a Polish lager whose label promised, "Brewed with quality hops and Polish technology."

Everyone made it to the beer stop but because it was hot and the beer was heavy they decided to hold the circle then and there.

The ceremony was interrupted by a kamikaze pigeon that dive-bombed the Hashers' heads on more than one occasion and several octogenarians in wheel chairs who wanted to know why every one was having so much fun.

 

Directions to Run #1106
Date: June 13, 2015
Time: 16:00 (4:00 pm)
Place: HaTikva Garden, Tel Aviv
Map: https://goo.gl/maps/CQLEA
Hare: Expect another Magical trail! Dry Rub will be co-haring

Lost? Call Magically Delicious at 053 280 5002

Hare Roster
1103 - 5/23/2015 - Captain Caveman
1104 - 5/30/2015 - Magically Delicious
1105 - 6/6/2015 - Roadkill
1106 - 6/13/2015 - Magically Delicious
1107 - 6/20/2015 - Boston Creamed
1108 - 6/27/2015 - Fluffer
1109 - 7/4/2015 - Gadhaffi
1110 - 7/11/2015 - Double Entry
1111 - 7/18/2015 - Dudley do Lube
1112 - 7/25/2015 - Crock Sucker
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On-on!
Hash Scribe

15 May, 2015

Fwd: Down-downs for Run #1101, #1102 - Directions to Run #1103

IMPORTANT: UPDATED HASH ROSTER FOLLOWS AT THE END OF THIS MISSIVE!!!

Okay, so... Hash Scribe totally flaked out last week. Neither did she send out Hash Trash with Down-downs for Run #1101 nor did she send directions to Run #1102. Down-downs will be meted out this coming Saturday, I'm sure. In the meantime, here's the bi-weekly report, plus directions to Run #1103

Run #1101
It was Dos de Mayo, which is a special holiday invented by Roadkill so that we could have a Mexican-themed Hash and an On-After at Mexicali. Hey, any excuse for a celebration with margaritas is a good one!

Down-downs for Run #1101
Hare - Roadkill
FRB - Magically Delicious and/or Dry Rub
DFL - Double Entry (post-M2V... a 32k run, wasn't it?)
There were visitors, returnees, relievers and other things that got written down by the RA. Now, where did that piece of paper go to...?

Thirsty Knights update
Betwixt and between there was a wild Thirsty Knights Pirate Hash & Scavenger Hunt (pictures on Facebook) that elicited this message from honorary H4 member, Viking who writes us from Copenhagen as follows: "Ahoy, ahoy Hashers. I'm so pleased to hear from you guys I dare to call my Israeli 'family'. Staying in DK most of the time, and you Hashers out of sight, does not mean that you are out of my mind. Only waiting/looking for an opportunity to flying back. Guess I was born and raised at the wrong place".

"Anyway, MR deserves a double downer when lying on his back... A pirate themed Thirsty Knights Hash without me hurts. Especially as I did my fair share as a sailor in the Danish merchant fleet in July 1969 - I hold the position as a deck boy, 14 years old celebrating my 15 years birthday in the North Atlantic between the Faroe islands and Iceland. Shame on the bastard. All the best, On On -- Viking".

We expect another Pirate Run upon your return, Viking.

Down-downs for Run #1102
Hare - Magically Delicious aided by Just Barry
Don't know what happened but the Hare gave the run the title: MAGIC TAKES ANOTHER VIRGIN!!

Hash Weekend!
It won't be fun. It won't funny. It'll be dangerous.
Details will follow for those who commit by visiting this page and clicking on the "Going"  link.

Directions to Run #1103
Hare: You won't believe it but... Magically Delicious
Time: 16:00 (4:00 pm)
Date: May 16, 2015
Place: Parking lot of Hadar Yosef Stadium, Ramat Gan. Make a left in the car park and move to the eastern end
- From Ayalon: Get off at Rokach heading east and follow this link
- From #4: Get off @ Em HaMoshavot heading west and follow this link
Map: https://goo.gl/maps/npPob

Lost? Call Magically Delicious at 053 280 5002

Updated Hare Roster
Hash - #Date - Hare
1096 - 4/4/2015 - Magically Delicious
1097 - 4/11/2015 - Magically Delicious
1098 - 4/18/2015 - Deliverance
1099 - 4/25/2015 - Twin Peaks
1100 - 5/2/2015 - Roadkill
1101 - 5/9/2015 - Magically Delicious
1102 - 5/16/2015 - Magically Delicious
1103 - 5/23/2015 - Captain Caveman
1104 - 5/30/2015 - Cummunion
1105 - 6/6/2015 - SOS
1106 - 6/13/2015 - Magically Delicious
1107 - 6/20/2015 - Gadhaffi
1108 - 6/27/2015 - Fluffer
1109 - 7/4/2015 - Boston Creamed
1110 - 7/11/2015 - Double Entry
1111 - 7/18/2015 - Dudley do Lube
1112 - 7/25/2015 - Crock Sucker?

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On-on!
Boston Creamed
Hash Scribe
www.israelhhh.com