27 November, 2015
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today's trail location
14 November, 2015
this weeks trail
See location below.
31 October, 2015
this weeks hash address
17 October, 2015
10 September, 2015
Down down's for 1118 and dick-rections to 1119
Heeelllloooo WANKERS! And we're back! This week's religious advice (you get 2X since I missed last week).
Q: What's the difference between a G-Spot and a bottle of Jack Daniels?
A: A guy will actually SEARCH for a bottle of Jack Daniels.
Q: What's the difference between Captain Morgan and Amy Winehouse?
A: Captain Morgan comes alive when you add coke.
OK now on the unimportant stuff, Hash 1118#.
The hare: Boston Creamed
The pack: CCM, Gonad Father, Thumbelina, PLM, Scooby Snax, Just Elisheva (?) soon to be dirty Sanchez, Just Jacapo, COMB, Just Emma, Just (insert the name of the girl that came with COMB…also she likes skid marks), and of course yours truly.. MD.
We gathered, Caveman decided to don his new kilt, and thus CCM and MD are now kilting buddies J . We ran, COMB and Thumbelina were racing ahead per usual as we climbed up, and up, and up, and up (hey it's J-town right).. they missed holds and ran on while the rest of us wankers decided to rest at the hold. They finally managed to stop at one, and we caught up. HP was soon thereafter. After a lively version of FA we set off again, up until the point where the hare told us there are no more markings.. After figuring out that we couldn't fit the boobs through a now closed turnstile at the botanical gardens, we had no choice but to run around. The more cautious of the runners held back and looked for what the hare warned us about.. (AT THE NEXT MARK TURN LEFT!), yet two wanker who were out being racist, did not hear the cry and so ran on and on till they realized they'd been fucked. In the meantime the rest of us made in back into circle… and then we drank
AND THEN WE SANG:
FRB: CAPTAIN CAVEMAN!
Returneeze: Gonad, Thumbelina, COMB
Virgins: Just: Jacapo, Emma, and insert skid marks name here.
And then we ate a wonderful feast prepared by the Gonad father himself, and listen to Scooby snax as she sang us the cutest version ever!! of Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious, because COMB "looks like Bert." "Not from Bert Sesame Street, Bert from Mary Poppins."
Hash Run #1119 (SOS)
Hash this week will start at the south-western end of the parking lot on Maskit st. in Hertzliya Pituach (it's actually the corner of Yad Harutzim and Galgaley Ha'Plada streets).
see map here: https://goo.gl/maps/7Fc8W
If the weather is going to be shitty, the Hash will be so too.
If the weather is going to be great, the Hash will make up for it...
04 September, 2015
1117 and 1118
27 August, 2015
Fwd: Down Downs #1116 and directions to #1117
Heeelllloooo WANKERS! This weeks religious advice. Q: How was the Roman Empire cut in half? A: with a pair of Caesars!
OK now on the unimportant stuff, Hash MCXVI #.
The hare: Roadkill and Dry Rub
The pack: CCM, Just Bill, Deliverance, Just Lesly, Cum Union, Double Entry, MD.
A small Toga Clad group gathered together in Habima Square (totally normal) to look for the light pink, barely still there marking, which was our trail… we ran, stopped for beer, ran played on a playground, ran, got laid (I told a pregnant lady I'd give her one, but apparently she already had been), ranà Half POINT…stopped drank a beer. Ran more, party hat stop, ran, MISSING blower stop, ran, raced- tied shoe…came in last.
And from the walkers...:The pack gathered at Ha Bima at 5:00. After a chalk talk the pack was off....to nowhere. It seems that the first markings were hard to find and the pack had to be gently guided down the escalators to the parking lot where the markings were located. There was Beer On Trail so it was a happy group that arrived at the midway point near the Dizengoff Mall. THe walkers were schelping "Bill" so there was more beer available at the half. Then it was on back to the Ha Bima. I lost the list for the down downs so I will recreate it from memory (ha!).
AND THEN WE SANG:
FRB: Cum Union?
Returneeze: Cum union, Dry rub, Deliverance
Racist behavior: MD and Cum Union
For not wearing Toga's: Cum Union, CCM àdeliverance for not bringing CCM a toga like she said she would
I know there were other accusations but I don't remember
Just Lesly and I drank out of our shiny new socks, and me from my shiny new shoes (delicious!!!)
Finally some idiot re-a cop/ maintenance guy yelled at us for drawing on the concrete (Hello!! The kids there do it all the time!!!- Just cuz we look like grown-ups does not meant that we act like them…duh? Did you miss the toga, flower lay, and party hats?!? Dude, I just drank out of my Frigging Shoe!!!)
Hash Run #1117 (via deliverance)
A: will begin at the Alliance School in Ramat Aviv, 26 Reading Street at 5:00 PM. Just put Alliance School, Tel Aviv - Yafo into your Waze. Any questions, call Deliverance at 050-263-4684 or just use your Waze. See you there. If you have socks - wear them