21 November, 2014

Directions to Run #1077

Hello fellow Hashers!

Directions to Run 1077:
Meeting timeSaturday Nov. 22nd., 15:00, 1500hr, 3pm.

Location: Parking lot at the corner of Dubnov and Shaul Hamelech (next to the "London mini-store") Click here


Maps: here's a Google Map for ya'll from HaShalom interchange - Or just tap "Sha'ul HaMelech 6, Tel Aviv-Yafo" into Waze.


Directions: 
    1. Head northwest on Giv'at HaTahmoshet Street
    2. Continue onto Eliezer Kaplan Street
    3. Turn right onto Dubnov Street
    4. Continue on Dubnov until you hit the corner of Sha'ul HaMelech
    5. You have reached your destination...

Notes: No On After this time

And about the not finding the spot and all that shit; If you do get lost, just...


Call
Dudley Do Lube @ 050-5763093

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15 November, 2014

Directions to Run #1076

Hello fellow Hashers!

Directions to Run 1075:
Meeting timeSaturday Nov. 15th., 15:00, 1500hr, 3pm. (Is this ugly and eye catching enough?!)

Location: 39 HaMesilla Street in Herzliya. Here


Maps: here's a Google Map for ya'll from TA - Or just tap "HaMesila 39 Herzliya" into Waze.


Directions: 
  1. Head north on Ayalon Hwy/Route 20
  2. Take exit Shiv'at HaKokhavim Interchange-‫מחלף שבעת הכוכבים‬‎ toward Shiv'at Hakohavim Blvd
  3. Keep left at the fork to continue toward Shiv'at Hakohavim Blvd
  4. Turn right onto Shiv'at Hakohavim Blvd
  5. Continue to follow Shderot Shiv'at ha-Kokhavim/Shiv'at Hakohavim Blvd/‫שדרות שבעת הכוכבים‬‎
  6. Turn right onto Derech Moshe Dayan/‫דרך משה דיין‬‎
  7. Go through 1 roundabout
  8. Continue onto HaMinhara/‫המנהרה‬‎
  9. Turn right onto Ha-Mesila St
  10. Continue to follow Ha-Mesila St/‫המסילה‬‎
  11. You have reached your destination...

Notes: There will be an On After.
Please bring meat and salads to share. Some of you have already been assigned food to bring.


And about the not finding the spot and all that shit; If you do get lost, just...


Call
Deliverance @ 050-263-4684
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07 November, 2014

Directions to Run #1075

Hello fellow Hashers!

Directions to Run 1075:
Meeting timeSaturday Nov. 8th., 15:00, 1500hr, 3pm. (Is this ugly and eye catching enough?!)

Location: Top of the Hill near the Poet Bialik's bench Moshe Sharret, Ramat-Gan.


Maps: here's a Google Map for ya'll (including some directions)


Directions: 
  1. Get off at HaHalacha exit, going East, onto Bialik street.
  2. Go straight through 3 traffic lights -- at the 4th traffic light turn LEFT onto Jabotinsky.
  3. Go straight through 1 traffic light and before you reach the 2nd traffic light turn RIGHT onto Zohar Street (a little side street). Go till the end.
  4. Turn LEFT onto Herzl then a QUICK RIGHT onto Moshe Sharet street.
  5. Park somewhere near the school (on your right). Your Hare will be waiting.

Notes: C3PO and R2D2 will soon become the property of the IDF. They will be joining us this Hash to drink their first real "Down Down". 

And about the not finding the spot and all that shit; If you do get lost, just...


Call
 Twin Peaks @ 052-8743662

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30 October, 2014

Hash Trash Run #1073, Directions to Run #1074

Hello fellow Hashers!

NOTE THE NEW HOUR!!!
Hash Starts at 15:00, 1500hr, 3pm.


Hare's view of the 1073rd Hash:

"The weather was perfect for a longer run, so I set a lovely 6k trail for my all male pack (Caveman, Double entry, fecal flyer, Viking, CumUnion, roadkill, and ranger ralph- a visitor they found looking for us at the beginning of trail).
I let the pack go by themselves, they were found by ranger ralph, who couldn't find A. They couldn't figure out the first play stop I let for them, but they did manage to find the half way.
We drank beer, ran back to A, drank more beer, and made with the down downs. It was a good time.. the end
"


So on we go to the...

Down-Downs Run 1073 (complete with Hare notes!!!):
Hare: Magically Delicious
FRB: Fecal Flyer.
DFL: Captain Caveman (I don't fucking remember- I'm drinking now, and that was five days ago eh).
Late cuming: Cumunion (SURPRISE!!)

I don't remember any more: Magically Delicious

Directions to Run 1074:
Meeting timeSaturday Nov. 1st., 15:00, 1500hr, 3pm. (Is this ugly and eye catching enough?!)

Location: HaBima Square, by the stairs, Tel-Aviv (here) (new! Waze link!).


Parking: There's a parking lot underneath HaBima, entrance is here. Otherwise, park on the street


Directions: From outside TLV, go
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to Ayalon, exit @ Azrieli and follow this. Easy peasy. If you're from TLV, you know the place and how to get to it.

And about the not finding the spot and all that shit; If you do get lost, just...


Call
Fluffer @ 052-8801111




Other messages:
  • New Hare Roster is out! Look for your name on it!
  • REMINDER: The hare is now responsible for writing the Hash High Lights while Hash-Scribe will only rewrite it however the hell he wants, so get your pencils ready!


Hare Raising Roster - are you there?!

Hash #

Date

Hare

1075

08/11/2014

Twin Peaks


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23 October, 2014

Hash Trash Run #1072, Directions to Run #1073

Hello fellow Hashers!

Hare's view of the 1072nd Hash:

"It was a lovely Jerusalem day with weather perfect for running. How to explain the lack of Tel Avivians on such a lovely day? Wanking, perhaps? Caveman arrived with beer in tow, joined by Boston C., G-father and Just Michael. Puppy Love Machine, Magically Delicious and Ninja (the doggie formerly known as Chili) came up from the Dead Sea, Cummunion drove in from his new Ramallah digs and we were off -- with only a 40 minute delay. All ran except PLM who elected to stay behind and make sure the beer didn't get lonely. Little Ninja, however, was up for a run and only got stepped on 3 times. At the halfway, the gawking and hooting onlookers were treated to "Father Abraham" and a flash of what goes on under Magic's kilt, accompanied by a spirited "Kiss my ass"! We went on to take in the view atop Caveman's Erection and learned that its suspension is computer-driven. At Down-downs, it was suggested that Just Michael be named -- all suggestions are welcome so start thinking, wankers."

So on we go to the...

Down-Downs Run 1072:
Hare: Boston Creamed
FRB: Captain Caveman
DFL
: Just Michael
Latecomers:
Cummunion, Magically Delicious, Puppy Love Machine
Relievers:
Capt. Caveman, Gonadfather
Dog Abuse: Boston Creamed, Cummunion, Magically Delicious, Puppy Love Machine
No walkies: Puppy Love Machine
No shit:
Just Michael (for not bending his knees during "If I had the eyes of an eagle...")


Directions to Run 1073:
Meeting timeSaturday Oct. 25th., 16:00, 1600hr, 4pm.

Location: Edith Wolfson Park - Tel Aviv Note: According to your Hare the meeting point is somewhere in the middle of the park (here). I'd go for the parking lot, but what do I know?

On-After: Nope.

Maps: From LaGuardia interchange in Ayalon highway (road #20)

Directions: See map above

And about the not finding the spot and all that shit; If you do get lost, just...


Call
Magically Delicious @ 053-2805002


Other messages:
  • New Hare Roster will be out next week so if you have any special requests, send'em now!
  • REMINDER: The hare is now responsible for writing the Hash High Lights while Hash-Scribe will only rewrite it however the hell he wants, so get your pencils ready!

Hare Raising Roster - are you there?!

Hash#

Date

Hare

1074

01/11/2014

Fluffer

1075

08/11/2014

Twin Peaks

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18 October, 2014

(Hash Trash Run #1071,) Directions to Run #1072

Hello fellow Hashers!

Hash Trash's view of the 1071st Hash:


"There was a Hash"

So on we go to the...

Down-Downs Run 1071:
Hare: Roadkill
All Else: DK

Directions to Run 1072:
Meeting timeSaturday Oct. 18th., 16:00, 1600hr, 4pm.

Location: Corner of King George and HaMalot St. Jerusalem (here).

On-After: Yes! @ Link Pub

Maps: From Caveman's erection Here

Directions: See Here (same as above)

And about the not finding the spot and all that shit; If you do get lost, just...


Call
Boston Creamed @ 054-2152653


Other messages:
  • New Hare Roster will be out next week so if you have any special requests, send'em now!
  • REMINDER: The hare is now responsible for writing the Hash High Lights while Hash-Scribe will only rewrite it however the hell he wants, so get your pencils ready!

Hare Raising Roster - are you there?!

Hash#

Date

Hare

1073

25/10/2014

Crock Sucker

1074

01/11/2014

Twin Peaks

1075

08/11/2014

Fluffer




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10 October, 2014

Hash Trash Run #1070, Directions to Runs #1071

Hello fellow Hashers!

Hash Trash's view of the 1070th Hash:


A partisan Hash at the lovely Jordan River, I think some Hashers were there cause I saw the pictures...

So on we go to the...

Down-Downs Run 1070:
Hare: Don't Know
FRB: Don't Know
DFLDon't Know

Directions to Run 1071:
Meeting timeSaturday Oct 11th., 16:00, 1600hr, 4pm.

Location: London Square (AKA "London Garden", "London Park" and "the concrete park next to McDonalds on HaYarkon"), HaYarkon, Tel Aviv (here).

On-After: Yes! Oui! כן! It's an Oktoberfest+Birthday Hash!!

Maps: From HaShalom interchange (on Ayalon Highway - Road #20) Here

Directions
:
 See map above

And about the not finding the spot and all that shit; If you do get lost, just...

Call Roadkill @ 050-6899882


Other messages:

REMINDER: The hare is now responsible for writing the Hash High Lights while Hash-Scribe will only rewrite it however the hell he wants, so get your pencils ready!

Hare Raising Roster - are you there?!

Hash#

Date

Hare

1072

18/10/2014

Boston Creamed

1073

25/10/2014

Crock Sucker

1074

01/11/2014

Twin Peaks

1075

08/11/2014

Fluffer


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26 September, 2014

Hash Trash Run #1068, Directions to Run #1069

Hello fellow Hashers!

Hash Trash's view of the 1068th Hash:


"It was a lovely F**cking HOT day... 

We've all gathered in south Tel Aviv, striving for an intellectual hash and annoying both Haaretz and The Marker publishing. 
The trail was amazing, no shiggy but lots of rubbish , we've enjoyed several PS's opportunities: a Prayer Stop, a Play Stop and a Pee Stop. 
Beer was drunk, songs were sang, civilians were (not) impressed

There was much rejoicing."

So on we go to the...

Down-Downs Run 1068:
Hare: STD @ double Entry
FRB: RoadKill
DFL: Popo Schikse
Shitters: Just Bethany, Roadkill
Returnee: STD
Misnaming: Popo Schikse, Just Florian, Just Bethany
had no idea she's setting next week: Magically Delicious

Directions to Run 1069:
Meeting timeSaturday Sep 27th., 16:00, 1600hr, 4pm.

Location: Parking Lot on Elifelet St. HERE.

On-After: Yes! Oui! כן! @"Norma Jean"
Notes: may want to bring a change of clothes if your costume is on the risque side... not sure Norma's will let us in...

Maps: From La Guardia interchange on Ayalon Hi-way Here

Directions: (from La Guardia interchange
1. Head west on La Guardia/לה גווארדיה‎ toward Exit to Route 1/יציאה לכביש 1‎
2. Slight left onto HaRakevet/הרכבת‎
3. Turn left onto Derech Menachem Begin/דרך מנחם בגין‎
4. Continue onto Derech Jaffa/דרך יפו‎
5. Continue onto Eilat/אילת‎
6. Turn left onto Elifelet/אליפלט‎
7. Turn right
Elifelet Parking Lot


And about the not finding the spot and all that shit; If you do get lost, just...

Call Magically Delicious @ 053-2805002


Other messages:

REMINDER: The hare is now responsible for writing the Hash High Lights while Hash-Scribe will only rewrite it however the hell he wants, so get your pencils ready!

Hare Raising Roster - are you there?!

Hash#

Date

Hare

-------

04/10/2014

Yom Kippur – No Hash

1070

11/10/2014

Boston Creamed

1071

18/10/2014

After Birth

1072

25/10/2014

Crock Sucker

1073

01/11/2014

Twin Peaks

1074

08/11/2014

Fluffer


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