Down down's for 1118 and dick-rections to 1119
Heeelllloooo WANKERS! And we're back! This week's religious advice (you get 2X since I missed last week).
Q: What's the difference between a G-Spot and a bottle of Jack Daniels?
A: A guy will actually SEARCH for a bottle of Jack Daniels.
Q: What's the difference between Captain Morgan and Amy Winehouse?
A: Captain Morgan comes alive when you add coke.
OK now on the unimportant stuff, Hash 1118#.
The hare: Boston Creamed
The pack: CCM, Gonad Father, Thumbelina, PLM, Scooby Snax, Just Elisheva (?) soon to be dirty Sanchez, Just Jacapo, COMB, Just Emma, Just (insert the name of the girl that came with COMB…also she likes skid marks), and of course yours truly.. MD.
We gathered, Caveman decided to don his new kilt, and thus CCM and MD are now kilting buddies J . We ran, COMB and Thumbelina were racing ahead per usual as we climbed up, and up, and up, and up (hey it's J-town right).. they missed holds and ran on while the rest of us wankers decided to rest at the hold. They finally managed to stop at one, and we caught up. HP was soon thereafter. After a lively version of FA we set off again, up until the point where the hare told us there are no more markings.. After figuring out that we couldn't fit the boobs through a now closed turnstile at the botanical gardens, we had no choice but to run around. The more cautious of the runners held back and looked for what the hare warned us about.. (AT THE NEXT MARK TURN LEFT!), yet two wanker who were out being racist, did not hear the cry and so ran on and on till they realized they'd been fucked. In the meantime the rest of us made in back into circle… and then we drank
AND THEN WE SANG:
FRB: CAPTAIN CAVEMAN!
Returneeze: Gonad, Thumbelina, COMB
Virgins: Just: Jacapo, Emma, and insert skid marks name here.
And then we ate a wonderful feast prepared by the Gonad father himself, and listen to Scooby snax as she sang us the cutest version ever!! of Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious, because COMB "looks like Bert." "Not from Bert Sesame Street, Bert from Mary Poppins."
Hash Run #1119 (SOS)
Hash this week will start at the south-western end of the parking lot on Maskit st. in Hertzliya Pituach (it's actually the corner of Yad Harutzim and Galgaley Ha'Plada streets).
see map here: https://goo.gl/maps/7Fc8W
If the weather is going to be shitty, the Hash will be so too.
If the weather is going to be great, the Hash will make up for it...