18 July, 2014

Hash Trash Run #1057, Directions to Run #1058

Hello fellow Hashers!

Hare's view of the 1058th Hash:

"There was a Hash, yada yada yada, not the 4th of July anymore, yada yada yada"

So on we go to the...

Down-Downs Run 1058:
Hare: Roadkill
FRB: ?
DFL: ?
Something not at all related to the 4th of July: Someone


Directions to Run 1059:

Meeting timeSaturday July 19th., 16:00, 1600hr, 4pm.

Location: National Stadium, Ramat-Gan (Here)
We'll meet at the South East corner next to the Meuhedit sports clinic.
Just drive around the stadium till you find us. 

On-After: None that I know of..

Maps: From Tel-Aviv (Ayalon) Here
From Road #4 - Here

Directions:
See map. 

And about the not finding the spot and all that shit; If you do get lost, just...


Call Dudley Do Lube
@ 050-5763093


Other messages:
  • From Boston Creamed:
    Chef Rima from the Oasis restaurant is giving out free Margaritas every time the Iron Dome takes out a missile... just saying...!
    http://oasistlv.co.il/?lang=en
  • Calling all Hash-Flash!
    In an attempt to make israelhhh.com more eye-candying, I want to create a slideshow of photos for the homepage.
    Anyone that is secretly holding good group photos of the hash - please send them my way (amitkeret@gmail.com or Holyland.hashers@gmail.com).
    * Photo size MUST be at least 1200 pixels wide / 400 pixels high

    And yes, I know we have some photos is Picasa. I'm looking for recent, (un)decent, good-quality, hasher-full photos. Got'em? Send'em!

    Thanks!
    (also, any other comments / tips / ideas for improvement are welcumm)

  • REMINDER: The hare is now responsible for writing the Hash High Lights while Hash-Scribe will only rewrite it however the hell he wants, so get your pencils ready!

Hare Raising Roster - are you there?!

1060

26/07/2014

Puppy Love Machine

1061

02/08/2014

Spit or Swallow

1062

09/08/2014

Cumunion

1063

16/08/2014

The Gonadfather

1064

23/08/2014

Gadhaffi

1065

30/08/2014

Captain Caveman

1066

06/09/2014

Goldmember

1067

13/09/2014

Fart Smella

1068

20/09/2014

STD

1069

27/09/2014

Magically Delicious

1070

04/10/2014

Fluffer

1071

11/10/2014

Boston Creamed

1072

18/10/2014

After Birth

1073

25/10/2014

Crock Sucker

1074

01/11/2014

Twin Peaks



--
On-on!
Hash Scribe

11 July, 2014

Hash Trash Run #1057, Directions to Run #1058

Hello fellow Hashers!


Hare's view of the 1057th Hash:

"There was a Hash, yada yada yada, 4th of July, yada yada yada, our freedom or something like that...
Stand strong, yada yada yada."

So on we go to the...

Down-Downs Run 1057:
Hare: Deliverance
FRB: ?
DFL: ?
Something regarding 4th of July: Someone


Directions to Run 1058:

Meeting timeSaturday July 12th., 16:00, 1600hr, 4pm.

Location: London Square (AKA "London Garden", "London Park" and "the concrete park next to McDonalds on HaYarkon"), HaYarkon, Tel Aviv (here).

Other Info
: It's a Protective/Silly Hat Hash! So bring a Protective/Silly hat!

On-After: Yes!!!1

Maps: From HaShalom interchange (on Ayalon Highway - Road #20) Here

Directions: See maps above

And about the not finding the spot and all that shit call Roadkill @ 050-6899882

Other messages (and wow, there are a lot of them...):

  • New Hare Roster is HERE!
    Check to see all is good...
  • I've been requested to share this:
    http://kapaim.com/kapaim_active/2014/magazine/kapaim_active_magazine_4/html/article_1
    It's in Hebrew, but interesting for all you Hebrew readers.
  • Calling all Hash-Flash!
    In an attempt to make israelhhh.com more eye-candying, I want to create a slideshow of photos for the homepage.
    Anyone that is secretly holding good group photos of the hash - please send them my way (amitkeret@gmail.com or Holyland.hashers@gmail.com).
    * Photo size MUST be at least 1200 pixels wide / 400 pixels high

    And yes, I know we have some photos is Picasa. I'm looking for recent, (un)decent, good-quality, hasher-full photos. Got'em? Send'em!

    Thanks!
    (also, any other comments / tips / ideas for improvement are welcumm)

  • REMINDER: The hare is now responsible for writing the Hash High Lights while Hash-Scribe will only rewrite it however the hell he wants, so get your pencils ready!

Hare Raising Roster - are you there?!


1059


19/07/2014


Dudley do Lube

1060

26/07/2014

Puppy Love Machine

1061

02/08/2014

Spit or Swallow

1062

09/08/2014

Cumunion

1063

16/08/2014

Roadkill

1064

23/08/2014

Gadhaffi

1065

30/08/2014

Captain Caveman

1066

06/09/2014

Goldmember

1067

13/09/2014

Fart Smella

1068

20/09/2014

STD

1069

27/09/2014

Magically Delicious

1070

04/10/2014

Fluffer

1071

11/10/2014

Boston Creamed

1072

18/10/2014

After Birth

1073

25/10/2014

Crock Sucker

1074

01/11/2014

Twin Peaks



--
On-on!
Hash Scribe

04 July, 2014

Hash Trash Run #1056, Directions to Run #1057

Hello fellow Hashers!


Hare's view of the 1056th Hash:

"This is Double Entry (still under the influence) reporting straight from the Hash 1056.

It was a cool Hash.

Only 4 Hashers Braved the weather (35°C+), but as Caveman put it well, "it is the Quality that counts".

Magically Delicious sparked the flame of 3 "over 60 Geezers" and all had a good time.

Magically Delicious gave a wonderful rendition of a Striptease without showing a piece of Flash, and then rode of into the Sunset on the Trek Bike.

May the Hash go in Peace,

On On,
to the next wonderful Hash
"

So on we go to the...

Down-Downs Run 1056:
Hare: Double Entry and STD
FRB: Magically Delicious and Captain Caveman
DFL: Magically Delicious and Captain Caveman
Misnaming: Double Entry
Stupid Hashers that Dared the Weather: Magically Delicious, Captain Caveman, Head Down and Double Entry

Directions to Run 1057:

Meeting timeSaturday July 5th., 16:00, 1600hr, 4pm.

Location: Dog Park (Cheerio Park) on Wingate Street, Herzliya Pituach (Here)

Maps: From South (Cuming from TA), From North

Directions:
Take the Highway 2 to the Kfar Shmaryahu/Herzliya exit.
Take the exit and turn into Herzliya Pituach.
You will be on Keren HaYessod street.
Continue straight through the first roundabout and at the second roundabout make a right onto Wingate Street.
Continue until you see the park on your left hand side.
There is ample parking around the park.
There are large millstones set around the park, hence the name Cheerio Park. The Hare will be waiting for you.   

Lost? Call your Hare, Deliverance @ 050-263-4684.

Other messages (and wow, there are a lot of them...):
  • New Hare Roster is HERE!
    Check to see all is good...
  • Calling all Hash-Flash!
    In an attempt to make israelhhh.com more eye-candying, I want to create a slideshow of photos for the homepage.
    Anyone that is secretly holding good group photos of the hash - please send them my way (amitkeret@gmail.com or Holyland.hashers@gmail.com).
    * Photo size MUST be at least 1200 pixels wide / 400 pixels high

    And yes, I know we have some photos is Picasa. I'm looking for recent, (un)decent, good-quality, hasher-full photos. Got'em? Send'em!

    Thanks!
    (also, any other comments / tips / ideas for improvement are welcumm)

  • REMINDER: The hare is now responsible for writing the Hash High Lights while Hash-Scribe will only rewrite it however the hell he wants, so get your pencils ready!

Hare Raising Roster - are you there?!

1057

05/07/2014

Deliverance

1058

12/07/2014

Gonadfather

1059

19/07/2014

Dudley do Lube

1060

26/07/2014

Puppy Love Machine

1061

02/08/2014

Spit or Swallow

1062

09/08/2014

Cumunion

1063

16/08/2014

Roadkill

1064

23/08/2014

Gadhaffi

1065

30/08/2014

Captain Caveman

1066

06/09/2014

Goldmember

1067

13/09/2014

Fart Smella

1068

20/09/2014

STD

1069

27/09/2014

Magically Delicious

1070

04/10/2014

Fluffer

1071

11/10/2014

Boston Creamed

1072

18/10/2014

After Birth

1073

25/10/2014

Crock Sucker

1074

01/11/2014

Twin Peaks

 



--
On-on!
Hash Scribe

27 June, 2014

Hash Trash Run #1055, Directions to Run #1056

Hello fellow Hashers!
Disclaimer - 
This Hash Trash might look very much like the one sent last week.
This is because, well, it's very much the same HT as the one sent last week.
* That said, there is a reason for that, I keep not getting Hash summaries and I keep not cumming to Hashes (fucking ankle...)

Hare's view of the 1055th Hash:

"The hash started at the "HaKovshim Garden" and began by leading to the beach area. The course then took into the inner city with 12 Hashers, two being returnees. The first half of the trail had a few challenges for 8 great runners. They were motivated finding the markings often shortcutting but never given up!!!. Some Hasher felt the first half of the run was a bit longer than normal indeed!!! it was hot, but after a few cold ones the last portion of the trail was short...no big deal for the three walkers.


During the Down Downs, hashers depleted all beer coolers, perhaps after such a long run along thru the breezy beach it was well deserving. After the downs downs 6 hashers continued onto the beach finishing the day at mikes with dinner...*"


*This is the summary of another Hash that took place in HaKovshim Garden, not of Hash 1055...

So on we go to the...

Down-Downs Run 1055:
Hare: 2nd Hand Job
FRB: ?
DFL: ?
Other Down Downs: Other Hashers

Directions to Run 1056:

Meeting timeSaturday June 28th., 16:00, 1600hr, 4pm.

Location: The Israeli Tennis Center - Ramat HaSharon Here

Maps: From Hashalom Interchange on Ayalon Here
          From Morasha Interchange (connection of roads #4 and #5) Here


Directions: see map

Lost?! Call Double Entry @ 054-7909034

Other messages (and wow, there are a lot of them...):
  • New Hare Roster is HERE!
    Check to see all is good...
  • Calling all Hash-Flash!
    In an attempt to make israelhhh.com more eye-candying, I want to create a slideshow of photos for the homepage.
    Anyone that is secretly holding good group photos of the hash - please send them my way (amitkeret@gmail.com or Holyland.hashers@gmail.com).
    * Photo size MUST be at least 1200 pixels wide / 400 pixels high

    And yes, I know we have some photos is Picasa. I'm looking for recent, (un)decent, good-quality, hasher-full photos. Got'em? Send'em!

    Thanks!
    (also, any other comments / tips / ideas for improvement are welcumm)

  • REMINDER: The hare is now responsible for writing the Hash High Lights while Hash-Scribe will only rewrite it however the hell he wants, so get your pencils ready!

Hare Raising Roster - are you there?!

Hash #

Date

Hare

1057

05/07/2014

Deliverance

1058

12/07/2014

Gonadfather

1059

19/07/2014

Dudley do Lube

1060

26/07/2014

Puppy Love Machine

1061

02/08/2014

Spit or Swallow

1062

09/08/2014

Cumunion

1063

16/08/2014

Roadkill

1064

23/08/2014

Gadhaffi

1065

30/08/2014

Captain Caveman

1066

06/09/2014

Goldmember

1067

13/09/2014

Fart Smella

1068

20/09/2014

STD

1069

27/09/2014

Magically Delicious

1070

04/10/2014

Fluffer

1071

11/10/2014

Boston Creamed

1072

18/10/2014

After Birth

1073

25/10/2014

Crock Sucker

1074

01/11/2014

Twin Peaks




--
On-on!
Hash Scribe