19 April, 2014

Hash Trash Run #1045, Directions to Run #1046

Hello fellow Hashers!

Note the massages section, it's pretty loaded today.

Hare's view of the 1045th Hash:
"The Hashers gathered once again in Kfar-Saba, city of lights, loots and ladyboys.
Turnout was not too bad for an out-of-TLV Hash, with surprise appearances from the diaper-covered Spit or Swallow and dust-covered Dr. Do-Little.
Hare Fart Smella led the hounds to the halfway, where most were disappointed to be left without beer, but still happy to humiliate themselves singing "Monday is a Wanking Day" in front of dropping jaws all around.
The second half saw the pack running next to parks, through slip-n-slides and (almost) in front of car hoods, until miraculously arriving at the circle. Ale was poured, endless down-downs were gulped, shirts, hair and shoes were soaked until all were drunk enough to drive back home."


So on we go to the...

Down-Downs Run 1045:
Hares: Fart Smella and Crock Sucker
FRB: Captain Caveman
DFL: Dudley do Lube
Virgin: Just Ido
Misnaming: Pig Woman, Puppy Love Machine, Dudley do Lube
Returnees: Dudley do Lube, Spit or Swallow, Dr. Do-Little
Racists: Pig Woman, Double Entry
Short Cutting: Puppy Love Machine
Quads: Fart Smella, Crock Sucker, Dudley do Lube, Double Entry
New Shoes: Spit or Swallow (picture here)

Directions to Run 1046:

Meeting timeSaturday Apr 19th., 16:00, 1600hr, 4pm.

Location:
 The end (or is it the beginning...?) of Dubnov Street, just in front of HaShoshanim Garden (HERE).

On-After: None that I know of..

Maps: From The Chords Bridge Here

Directions:
See map above or tap into Waze
"Dubnov 15, Jerusalem" or:

Google driving directions from the Jerusalem Chords Bridge (aka Caveman's Erection).
1. Head northwest on Sderot Shazar/שדרות שז"ר‎
2. Continue onto Sderot Ben Tsvi/שדרות בן צבי‎
3. Turn left onto Bezalel/בצלאל‎
4. Continue onto אליעזר וחמדה בן יהודה‎
5. Turn right onto Shmu'el HaNagid/שמואל הנגיד‎
6. Turn right onto King George/המלך ג'ורג'‎
7. Continue onto Keren HaYesod/קרן היסוד‎
8. Turn right onto Shalom Aleichem/שלום עליכם‎
9. Continue onto Yitshak Elhanan/יצחק אלחנן‎
10. At the roundabout, take the 1st exit ontoDubnov/דובנוב‎
Destination will be on the right
Park on the street

An
d about the not finding the spot and all that shit; If you do get lost, just...

Call Boston Creamed @ 054-2152653  and/or  Gonadfather @ 054-5937721

Other messages (and wow, there are a lot of them...):
  • Please note the changes in the Hare Roster, there has been a bunch...
  • On Thursday, May 8th. there is going to be a Thirsty Knights Hash, courtesy of the well known, Viking. Brace yourselves
  • REMINDER: The hare is now responsible for writing the Hash High Lights while Hash-Scribe will only rewrite it however the hell he wants, so get your pencils ready!

Hare Raising Roster - are you there?!
Run #1047 26/04/2014 Captain Caveman
Run #1048 03/05/2014 Double Entry
Run #1049 10/05/2014 Twin Peaks
Run #1050 17/05/2014 Spit or Swallow
Run #1051 24/05/2014 Crock Sucker
Run #1052 31/05/2014 Just Nicole
Run #1053 07/06/2014 Cumunion


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On-on!
Hash Scribe

11 April, 2014

Hash Trash Run #1044, Directions to Run #1045

Hello fellow Hashers!

Note the massages section, it's pretty loaded today.

Hare's view of the 1044th Hash:
Never got anything (as usual?!?!) and I can't even judge by the pictures on FB (there are none...) but it was probably great fun...

So on we go to the...

Down-Downs Run 1044:
Hare: Second Hand Job
FRB: Someone
DFL: Probably Someone Else
Other Down-Downs: Other Hashers

Directions to Run 1045:

Meeting timeSaturday Apr 12th., 16:00, 1600hr, 4pm.

Location:
The Parking lot on Nordau St. in Kfar Saba (next to train station, across the street from the old cemetery), (here).

On-After: None that I know of..

Maps: From Road #4 Here

Directions:
See map above or tap into Waze "Nordau 21 Kfar Saba"

And about the not finding the spot and all that shit; If you do get lost, just...

Call Fart Smella @ 054-4888165

Other messages (and wow, there are a lot of them...):
  • Please note the changes in the Hare Roster, there has been a bunch...
  • The Looney Moon Hash is running this Tuesday, details are as following (as sent to me by Puppy Love Machine):
    On Easter we commemorate the rise of our first well-documented zombie, Jesus Christ. On Passover, anyone who participates in a seder needs a resurrection of their own after too much matzah. Come hashing, drink an unleavened beverage (or BYO wine) and dress up like a zombie to freak out some vacationing Jerusalemites.

    When: Tuesday, April 15th. 7:30pm show, 8:00 go.

    Where: Talitha Kumi site, King George St. at the top of Ben Yehuda St. downtown (here). Come without your car if you can avoid it but if you must, there is usually parking available nearby on Mordehai A'liash and Mesilat Yesharim streets.

    Theme: Zombie apocalypse. Torn clothes, a little makeup and open flesh wounds are appropriate.

    Bring: I'll bring free beer for you. You bring yourself, 35 shekel for the r*n, warm clothes (layers!) for Jerusalem weather, a flashlight for running in the dark, a whistle if you have one.

    Questions? Email or call Puppy Love at puppylovemachine@gmail.com / 052-344-7338.

    On-on!

  • On Thursday, May 8th. there is going to be a Thirsty Knights Hash, courtesy of the well known, Viking. Brace yourselves
  • REMINDER: The hare is now responsible for writing the Hash High Lights while Hash-Scribe will only rewrite it however the hell he wants, so get your pencils ready!

Hare Raising Roster - are you there?!
Run #1046 19/04/2014 Cumunion
Run #1047 26/04/2014 Captain Caveman
Run #1048 03/05/2014 Double Entry
Run #1049 10/05/2014 Twin Peaks
Run #1050 17/05/2014 Spit or Swallow
Run #1051 24/05/2014 Crock Sucker
Run #1052 31/05/2014 Just Nicole
Run #1053 07/06/2014 Gonadfather

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On-on!
Hash Scribe

04 April, 2014

Hash Trash Run #1043, Directions to Run #1044

Hello fellow Hashers!

Hare's view of the 1043rd Hash:
Never got anything, and I can't even judge by the pictures on FB (there are none...) but it was probably great fun... On the other hand, my last week whining paid off cause BC posted a picture to FB - https://www.facebook.com/groups/207001160415/, so maybe it'll work once again...

So on we go to the...

Down-Downs Run 1043:
Hare: Deliverance
FRB: Someone
DFL: Probably Someone Else
Other Down-Downs: Other Hashers

Directions to Run 1044:

Meeting timeSaturday Apr 5th., 16:00, 1600hr, 4pm.

Location:
The Elevator @ London Square (AKA "London Garden", "London Park" and "the concrete park next to McDonalds on HaYarkon"), HaYarkon, Tel Aviv (here).

On-After: None that I know of..

Maps: From HaShalom interchange (on Ayalon Highway - Road #20) Here

Directions:
See map above

And about the not finding the spot and all that shit; If you do get lost, just...

Call Second Hand Job @ 053-3384252

Other messages
  • In this link you can find the Mar. 14 edition of Harrier Magazine: CLICK HERE (Download PDF) or Here for the online version.
  • REMINDER: The hare is now responsible for writing the Hash High Lights while Hash-Scribe will only rewrite it however the hell he wants, so get your pencils ready!

Hare Raising Roster - are you there?!
Run #1045 12/04/2014 Fart Smella
Run #1046 19/04/2014 Double Entry
Run #1047 26/04/2014 Captain Caveman
Run #1048 03/05/2014 Cumunion
Run #1049 10/05/2014 Twin Peaks
Run #1050 17/05/2014 Spit or Swallow
Run #1051 24/05/2014 Crock Sucker
Run #1052 31/05/2014 Semen
Run #1053 07/06/2014 Just Nicole
Run #1054 14/06/2014 Gonadfather


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On-on!
Hash Scribe

28 March, 2014

Hash Trash Run #1042, Directions to Run #1043

Hello fellow Hashers!

Hare's view of the 1042nd Hash:
Never got anything, and I can't even judge by the pictures on FB (there are none...) but it was probably great fun...

So on we go to the...

Down-Downs Run 1042:
Hare: Boston Creamed
FRB: Just Jennifer
DFL: Puppy Love Machine
Virgins: Upright Position, Gender Bender
Botched Shortcutting: Puppy Love Machine
Misnamers: Crock Sucker, Magically Delicious
Relievers: Gender Bender, Upright Position, Pig Woman, Just Jennifer
Phone Sex (x2): Pig Woman
Proper Boobie Check: Magically Delicious
Racist Bling: Pig Woman
Shitty Trail / Missing Racist Bling / Cyberdildonics: Boston Creamed
Wine Beggar: Puppy Love Machine
Fuck Off Already: STD
25 Runs: Puppy Love Machine, STD
50 Runs: Double Entry, STD
New Shoes: Fart Smella


Directions to Run 1043:

Meeting timeSaturday Mar 29th., 16:00, 1600hr, 4pm.

Location:
The park on HaMesilla Street in Herzliya Bet (Here)

Maps: From: Tel-Aviv

Directions:

  1. Head north on Ayalon Hwy/Route 20
  2. Take exit Shiv'at HaKokhavim Interchange-‫מחלף שבעת הכוכבים‬‎ toward Shiv'at Hakohavim Blvd
  3. Keep left at the fork to continue toward Shiv'at Hakohavim Blvd
  4. Turn right onto Shiv'at Hakohavim Blvd
  5. Continue to follow Shderot Shiv'at ha-Kokhavim/Shiv'at Hakohavim Blvd/‫שדרות שבעת הכוכבים‬‎
  6. Turn right onto Derech Moshe Dayan/‫דרך משה דיין‬‎
  7. Go through 1 roundabout
  8. Continue onto HaMinhara/‫המנהרה‬‎
  9. Turn right onto Ha-Mesila St
  10. Continue to follow Ha-Mesila St/‫המסילה‬‎
  11. You have reached your destination...

Or you can save us all the hustle and just tap "HaMesila 28, Hertzliya" into Waze...

On-After: None that I know of.

And about the not finding the spot and all that shit; If you do get lost, just...

Call Deliverance @ 050-263-4684

Other messages
  • In this link you can find the Mar. 14 edition of Harrier Magazine: CLICK HERE (Download PDF) or Here for the online version.
  • I'm starting to compile the Hare list for the next six months, if you have a preferred date, please send it to me soon.
  • REMINDER: The hare is now responsible for writing the Hash High Lights while Hash-Scribe will only rewrite it however the hell he wants, so get your pencils ready!

Hare Raising Roster - are you there?!
Run #1044 05/04/2014 Second Hand Job
Run #1045 12/04/2014 Fart Smella
Run #1046 19/04/2014 Double Entry
Run #1047 26/04/2014 Captain Caveman
Run #1048 03/05/2014 Cumunion
Run #1049 10/05/2014 Twin Peaks
Run #1050 17/05/2014 Spit or Swallow
Run #1051 24/05/2014 Crock Sucker
Run #1052 31/05/2014 Semen
Run #1053 07/06/2014 Just Nicole
Run #1054 14/06/2014 Gonadfather


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On-on!
Hash Scribe

21 March, 2014

Hash Trash Run #1041, Directions to Run #1042

Hello fellow Hashers!

Hare's view of the 1041st Hash:
Never got anything, but judging by the pictures on FB it probably was great fun...

So on we go to the...

Down-Downs Run 1041:
Hare: STD
FRB: Capt. Caveman
DFL: Pig Woman
Latecomer: Fuckhead
Returnees: Deliverance and Fuckhead
Pointers: Double Entry
Best Costume: Pig Woman, Deliverance and Capt. Caveman
Yeller: Magically Delicious
Dumping On Trail (a lot): Boston Creamed standing in for Nili
Not prepared: Double Entry, Communion, Double Entry
No Hash Kit: Second Hand Job, Pig Woman, Boston Creamed
Misnaming: Boston Creamed
Too Nice: Captain Caveman
Fuck Off: STD and Fuckhead

Directions to Run 1042:

Meeting timeSaturday Mar 22nd., 15:00, 1500hr, 3pm.

Location:
HaMa'ayan 2, Modi'in Makabim-Re'ut, Israel (Here)

Maps: From: Tel-Aviv, Jerusalem

Directions:
Follow the relevant map

On-After:
None that I know of.

And about the not finding the spot and all that shit; If you do get lost, just...

Call Boston Creamed @ 054-2152653

Other messages
  • In this link you can find the Mar. 14 edition of Harrier Magazine: CLICK HERE (Download PDF) or Here for the online version.
  • I'm starting to compile the Hare list for the next six months, if you have a preferred date, please send it to me soon.
  • REMINDER: The hare is now responsible for writing the Hash High Lights while Hash-Scribe will only rewrite it however the hell he wants, so get your pencils ready!

Hare Raising Roster - are you there?!
Run #1043 29/03/2014 Twin Peaks
Run #1044 05/04/2014 Second Hand Job
Run #1045 12/04/2014 Fart Smella
Run #1046 19/04/2014 Double Entry
Run #1047 26/04/2014 Captain Caveman
Run #1048 03/05/2014 Cumunion
Run #1049 10/05/2014 Deliverance
Run #1050 17/05/2014 Spit or Swallow
Run #1051 24/05/2014 Crock Sucker
Run #1052 31/05/2014 Semen
Run #1053 07/06/2014 Just Nicole
Run #1054 14/06/2014 Boston Creamed

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On-on!
Hash Scribe

13 March, 2014

Hash Trash Run #1040, Directions to Run #1041

Green Toga Hash!
Read all about it!!!

Hello fellow 
Hashers!

Hare's view of the 1040th Hash:
Never got anything, but judging by the pictures on FB it probably was great fun...

So on we go to the...

Down-Downs Run 1040:
Hare: Puppy Love Machine
FRB: Crock Sucker
DFL: Boston Creamed
Virgins: Just Francie, Just Jennifer
Sitters & Shitters: Cum On My Buddy, Crock Sucker, STD
Relievers: Fart Smella, Crock Sucker, Just Jennifer
Returnees: STD, Cum On My Buddy, Cummunion, Loves The Cock, Just Joe
Swimming / Almost Wet: Magically Delicious, Pig Woman, Puppy Love Machine, Just Jennifer
Misnaming: Loves The Cock, Crock Sucker, Just Jennifer, Fart Smella
Phone Sexting / Incesting: Puppy Love Machine, Cummunion
Sexy Hashers: Captain Caveman, Gadhafi
Child/Dog Abuse: Fart Smella, Crock Sucker, Puppy Love Machine, STD
Holy Grails: Boston Creamed
Hashy Birthday: Puppy Love Machine


Directions to Run 1041:

Meeting timeSaturday Mar 15th., 15:00, 1500hr, 3pm.

A memorable HASH it will be!!!! 

The day is a special day!! 

It's Purim, It's St. Patrick, It's Ides of March (read more here), it's fart semlla's B-day and its the first time in history Swans and STD are co-haring in different countries..

to celebrate all those major events we will gather up @

Location: HaKovshim Garden, Tel-Aviv (Here)

Maps: From: AyalonJ-Lem

Directions:
 

Go off Ayalon (Road #20) at La Guardia going west.

1. Slight left onto HaRakevet
2. Turn left onto Derech Menachem Begin
3. Continue onto Derech Yaffo (Jaffa)
4. Turn right onto Hertsel
5. Turn left onto Ahad Ha'Am
6. Take the first right onto HaShahar
7. Slight left Onto Ya'avets
8. Turn Left onto HaCarmel
9. Find a parking spot, the big garden you see, that's the place...

On-After: Yes! Oui! כן!

Other Stuff:  It's a green run (preferably Toga) and don't forget Purim..

More Other Stuffs: It's an A to B run (from B to parking it's downhill...)

And about the not finding the spot and all that shit; If you do get lost, just...

Call STD @ 054-4682008

Other messages
  • In this link you can find the Mar. 14 edition of Harrier Magazine: CLICK HERE (Download PDF) or Here for the online version.
  • I'm starting to compile the Hare list for the next six months, if you have a preferred date, please send it to me soon.
  • REMINDER: The hare is now responsible for writing the Hash High Lights while Hash-Scribe will only rewrite it however the hell he wants, so get your pencils ready!

Hare Raising Roster - are you there?!
Run #1042 22/03/2014 Gonadfather
Run #1043 29/03/2014 Twin Peaks
Run #1044 05/04/2014 Second Hand Job
Run #1045 12/04/2014 Fart Smella
Run #1046 19/04/2014 Double Entry
Run #1047 26/04/2014 Captain Caveman
Run #1048 03/05/2014 Cumunion
Run #1049 10/05/2014 Deliverance
Run #1050 17/05/2014 Spit or Swallow
Run #1051 24/05/2014 Crock Sucker
Run #1052 31/05/2014 Semen
Run #1053 07/06/2014 Just Nicole
Run #1054 14/06/2014 Boston Creamed

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On-on!
Hash Scribe

07 March, 2014

Important! - Tomorrow's Hash - Shiggy Alert!

PLM asked to inform all Hashers that:

The Hash will be a level 3 (of 5) shiggy trail. All Hashers are advised to wear long socks and expect some thorns.

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On-on!
Hash Scribe

Hash Trash Run #1039, Directions to Run #1040

Hello fellow Hashers!

Hasher's view of the 1039th Hash:
"Our crippled replacement hare made us start smack dab in the middle of a soccer game rush, so finding parking took longer than finding his shitty trail. Though he was unable to run trail with us due to an injured knee, we found our way to the clock tower in Jaffa and back. At the halfway point we sang with no beer and no hare but he caught up to us as we were leaving, toting beer and shawarma to share. The trail ended with refreshing beer, sweet knaffe, stale pistachios and down-downs."

So on we go to the...

Down-Downs Run 1039:
Hare: Puppy Love Machine
FRB: Captain Caveman
DFL: Magically Delicious
Returnees: Pig Woman, Puppy Love Machine, Double Entry
Golden Showers: Pig Woman, Captain Caveman, Magically Delicious, Puppy Love Machine
Racist Bling: Double Entry
No Bling: Pig Woman
Wetting and Blowing his Whistle: Puppy Love Machine
No Hash Gear: Pig Woman
Late Cummer: Pig Woman
Lame Hare: Puppy Love Machine
Misnamed: Captain Caveman


Directions to Run 1040:

Meeting timeSaturday Mar 8th., 15:00, 1500hr, 3pm.

Location: Hama'ayan 1, Jerusalem (here).

On-After: Yes! Oui! כן! It's Puppy Love's birthday so he's feeding us afterwards. He said something about hashing gifts, too?

Other Stuff:  There will be an opportunity to SWIM at the halfway.

Maps: From Ayalon Highway Here.

Directions: (First tri-lingual directions on my watch!)
1. Get on Route 1 follow signs for ירושלים‎/(اورشليم (القدس‎/Jerusalem
2. At the interchange Har'el Interchange-מֶחלף הראל‎, keep right and follow signs for Route 3965 toward מבשרת ציון‎/מוצא עילית‎/مبسيريت تسيون‎/موتسا عيليت‎/Mevasseret-Ziyyon/Moza Illit
3. Keep right at the fork, follow signs for Route 3965/מעוז ציון‎/ماعوز تسيون‎/Ma'oz Ziyyon and merge onto HaHotsvim Avenue/שדרות החוצבים‎/Route 3965
4. Continue to follow Route 3965
5. Go through 2 roundabouts
6. At the roundabout, take the 3rd exit onto Route 395
7. At the roundabout, take the 2nd exit onto עין כרם‎
HaMa'ayan 1 will be on your right in the small alley


And about the not finding the spot and all that shit; If you do get lost, just...

Call Puppy Love Machine 052-3447338

Other messages
  • I'm starting to compile the Hare list for the next six months, if you have a preferred date, please send it to me soon.
  • REMINDER: The hare is now responsible for writing the Hash High Lights while Hash-Scribe will only rewrite it however the hell he wants, so get your pencils ready!

Hare Raising Roster - are you there?!
Run #1041 15/03/2014 STD
Run #1042 22/03/2014 Gonadfather
Run #1043 29/03/2014 Twin Peaks
Run #1044 05/04/2014 Second Hand Job
Run #1045 12/04/2014 Fart Smella
Run #1046 19/04/2014 Double Entry
Run #1047 26/04/2014 Captain Caveman
Run #1048 03/05/2014 Cumunion
Run #1049 10/05/2014 Deliverance
Run #1050 17/05/2014 Spit or Swallow
Run #1051 24/05/2014 Crock Sucker
Run #1052 31/05/2014 Semen
Run #1053 07/06/2014 Just Nicole
Run #1054 14/06/2014 Boston Creamed

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On-on!
Hash Scribe