15 August, 2014

Hash Trash Run #1062, Directions to Run #1063

Hello fellow Hashers!

Hare's view of the 1062nd Hash:


"It wasn't long till hashers assembled, some wearing short-short skirts and other adorned with diamond necklaces and riding pink unicorns. The hare spread his wings and went on to lead the pack across tiny alleyways in the busy streets of Beijing, China, all the while whistling broadway musical showtunes. Emily and Nir the virgins were quickly deflowered once word got out that their Blockbuster subscriptions expired 3 years ago, at which time Captain Caveman and Magically Delicious began to wrestle for the opportunity to be the first to drape said virgins with their golden cloaks and give them a clean shave. At the circle, Popo Schikse gave an thrilling lecture on how to properly examine one's internal organs with nothing but a pair of scissors, duct tape and 3 hamsters covered in baby oil, and to sum it all up Cummunion joined Roadkill for a lovely rendition of My Heart Will Go On, the rap version."

(So, yeah, I wan't there. I imagine that's pretty close to what really happened) 

So on we go to the...

Down-Downs Run 1062:
Hare: Cummunion
FRB: Popo Schikse
DFL: Deliverance
Returnees: Deliverance, Second Hand Job
Racist: Magically Delicious
Cry Baby: Popo Schikse
Playing Football On Trail: Caveman, Roadkill
Virgins: Just Emily, Just Nir
Misnamers: EVERYONE
Pointing: EVERYONE


Directions to Run 1063:

Meeting timeSaturday Aug 9th., 16:00, 1600hr, 4pm.

Location: San Simon Garden, Jerusalem (Here)
Address:  59 Hizkiyahu HaMelech Street, Jerusalem

Maps: From: J-Lem (Caveman's Erection)

On-After: 
Si, si! Italian fare will be served, prepared by your Hare, the G-father.
(...and to those of you who haven't tasted this gonadal cuisine - you DO NOT wanna miss it!)

And about the not finding the spot and all that shit; If you do get lost, just...

Call Boston Creamed (co-Hare) @ 054-2152653


Other messages:
  • REMINDER: The hare is now responsible for writing the Hash High Lights while Hash-Scribe will only rewrite it however the hell he wants, so get your pencils ready!

Hare Raising Roster - are you there?!

1063

16/08/2014

The Gonadfather

1064

23/08/2014

Gadhaffi

1065

30/08/2014

Captain Caveman

1066

06/09/2014

Fart Smella

1067

13/09/2014

Goldmember

1068

20/09/2014

STD

1069

27/09/2014

Magically Delicious

1070

04/10/2014

Fluffer

1071

11/10/2014

Boston Creamed

1072

18/10/2014

After Birth

1073

25/10/2014

Crock Sucker

1074

01/11/2014

Twin Peaks



--
On-on!
Hash Scribe

08 August, 2014

Hash Trash Run #1061, Directions to Run #1062

Hello fellow Hashers!

Hare's view of the 1061st Hash:


"It was a nice sunny day (it was hot as balls), the Hash itself was long and shady (short and not a spot without sun along it), flat and roady (hilly and sandy).
And the turnout, oh the turnout (only 3 hashers showed up...).
Well, we ran, we drank beer, we drank some more beer and some other stuff, we did hand-stands, head-stands, cartwheels and candles and had a great time all in all."

So on we go to the...

Down-Downs Run 1061:
Hares: Spit or Swallow
FRB: Magically Delicious
DFL: Double Entry
Somewhere in the Middle: Captain Caveman
Late Cumming: Magically Delicious


Directions to Run 1062:

Meeting timeSaturday Aug 9th., 16:00, 1600hr, 4pm.

Location: HaKovshim Garden, Tel-Aviv (Here)

Maps: From: AyalonJ-Lem

Directions:
 

Go off Ayalon (Road #20) at La Guardia going west.

1. Slight left onto HaRakevet
2. Turn left onto Derech Menachem Begin
3. Continue onto Derech Yaffo (Jaffa)
4. Turn right onto Hertsel
5. Turn left onto Ahad Ha'Am
6. Take the first right onto HaShahar
7. Slight left Onto Ya'avets
8. Turn Left onto HaCarmel
9. Find a parking spot, the big garden you see, that's the place...


On-After: None that I know of, but who knows...

And about the not finding the spot and all that shit; If you do get lost, just...

Call Cumunion @ 052-8989492


Other messages:
  • REMINDER: The hare is now responsible for writing the Hash High Lights while Hash-Scribe will only rewrite it however the hell he wants, so get your pencils ready!

Hare Raising Roster - are you there?!

1063

16/08/2014

The Gonadfather

1064

23/08/2014

Gadhaffi

1065

30/08/2014

Captain Caveman

1066

06/09/2014

Goldmember

1067

13/09/2014

Fart Smella

1068

20/09/2014

STD

1069

27/09/2014

Magically Delicious

1070

04/10/2014

Fluffer

1071

11/10/2014

Boston Creamed

1072

18/10/2014

After Birth

1073

25/10/2014

Crock Sucker

1074

01/11/2014

Twin Peaks


--
On-on!
Hash Scribe

01 August, 2014

Hash Trash Run #1060, Directions to Run #1061

Hello fellow Hashers!

Hash Scribe's view of the 1060th Hash:

"Just a short account of things:
The Hash started late.
It was hot.
It was not equidistant.
We ran through a funeral.
We backtracked.
We didn't run in the second half of the Hash.
We had a lot of beer during that second half.
We picked up a virgin during the half way.
She is not a virgin anymore...
A lot more beer was drank.
Body parts were exhibited
Some more
body parts were exhibited
A grill was fought for.
We fucked-off Pig Woman.
The end"

So on we go to the...

Down-Downs Run 1060:
Hares: Pig Woman, Puppy Love Machine
FRB: Roadkill
DFL: Boston Creamed
Golden Showers: STD, Cummunion, Magically Delicious
False Accusations: Pig Woman
Orange Counting: Cummunion, Pig Woman, Fart Smella, Duddley Do Lube, Double Entry, Popo Schikse
Virgin: Just Kate
125 Runs: Pig Woman, Twin Peaks
Tech On Trail: Spit or Swallow, Boston Creamed, Pig Woman, Twin Peaks, Cummunion
Returnees: Twin Peaks, Puppy Love Machine, Cummunion, Spit or Swallow, Popo Schikse
More Down Downs: Other Hashers
Fuck-Off: Pig Woman


Directions to Run 1061:

Meeting timeSaturday Aug 2nd., 16:00, 1600hr, 4pm.

Location:
Beit Yehosua
(here).

On-After: Light Snacks and Hard Liquor in my back yard (if you want anything specific bring it...).

Maps: From Tel-Aviv: Here

Directions: 
Get on road #2 or #4 And drive north.
Turn to road #553.
Turn into Beit Yehoshua.
Go straight, pass the basketball court (and some bumpers) and park on the right in the parking lot.

Another option is to look at the map above. There are directions on the left.

And about the not finding the spot and all that shit; If you do get lost, just...


Call Spit or Swallow
@
054-6717787


Other messages:
  • REMINDER: The hare is now responsible for writing the Hash High Lights while Hash-Scribe will only rewrite it however the hell he wants, so get your pencils ready!

Hare Raising Roster - are you there?!

1062

09/08/2014

Cumunion

1063

16/08/2014

The Gonadfather

1064

23/08/2014

Gadhaffi

1065

30/08/2014

Captain Caveman

1066

06/09/2014

Goldmember

1067

13/09/2014

Fart Smella

1068

20/09/2014

STD

1069

27/09/2014

Magically Delicious

1070

04/10/2014

Fluffer

1071

11/10/2014

Boston Creamed

1072

18/10/2014

After Birth

1073

25/10/2014

Crock Sucker

1074

01/11/2014

Twin Peaks



--
On-on!
Hash Scribe

25 July, 2014

Hash Trash Run #1059, Directions to Run #1060

Hello fellow Hashers!

Hare's view of the 1059th Hash:

"Hash was held at the National Stadium. Plenty of parking for Caveman"

So on we go to the...

Down-Downs Run 1059:
Hare: Dudley-Do-Lube
FRB: Captain Caveman
DFL: Magically Delicious

False Call on New Shoes: Captain Caveman

Returnees: Pig Woman, STD

Additional Entertainment, Standing on Head and Drinking a Beer: Magically Delicious, Road Kill.

What other talents are they holding back on?


Directions to Run 1060:

Meeting timeSaturday July 26th., 16:00, 1600hr, 4pm.


Location: Jaffa Slope, the big parking lot south of the Jaffa Port (here).

On-After: None that I'm aware of, but we're fucking Pig Woman off, so go figure...

Maps: From HaShalom Interchange; From anything east of TA

Directions: 
Just stick to the directions on the right hand side of the map (or put "Nemal Yafo street" in your GPS thingamajig)

And about the not finding the spot and all that shit; If you do get lost, just...


Call
Puppy Love @ 052-344-7338


Other messages:
  • REMINDER: The hare is now responsible for writing the Hash High Lights while Hash-Scribe will only rewrite it however the hell he wants, so get your pencils ready!

Hare Raising Roster - are you there?!

1060

26/07/2014

Puppy Love Machine

1061

02/08/2014

Spit or Swallow

1062

09/08/2014

Cumunion

1063

16/08/2014

The Gonadfather

1064

23/08/2014

Gadhaffi

1065

30/08/2014

Captain Caveman

1066

06/09/2014

Goldmember

1067

13/09/2014

Fart Smella

1068

20/09/2014

STD

1069

27/09/2014

Magically Delicious

1070

04/10/2014

Fluffer

1071

11/10/2014

Boston Creamed

1072

18/10/2014

After Birth

1073

25/10/2014

Crock Sucker

1074

01/11/2014

Twin Peaks



--
On-on!
Hash Scribe