17 September, 2014

Hash Trash Run #1067, Directions to Run #1068

Hello fellow Hashers!

Hash Trash's view of the 1067th Hash:


"Well, from what I hear, there wasn't much of a Hash last Sat. But at least they had beer..."

So on we go to the...

Down-Downs Run 1067:
Hare: Goldmember
All Else: Double Entry

Directions to Run 1068:
Meeting timeSaturday Sep 20th., 16:00, 1600hr, 4pm.

Location: HaMerets St. Tel Aviv (here).

On-After: Yes! @ 24Rupee

Maps: From Hashalom Interchange on Ayalon Here

Directions: See Here (same as above)

And about the not finding the spot and all that shit; If you do get lost, just...


Call
STD @ 054-4682008


Other messages:
  • REMINDER: The hare is now responsible for writing the Hash High Lights while Hash-Scribe will only rewrite it however the hell he wants, so get your pencils ready!

Hare Raising Roster - are you there?!

Hash#
Date
Hare

1069

27/09/2014

Magically Delicious

1070

04/10/2014

Fluffer

1071

11/10/2014

Boston Creamed

1072

18/10/2014

After Birth

1073

25/10/2014

Crock Sucker

1074

01/11/2014

Twin Peaks



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Hash Scribe

12 September, 2014

Hash Trash Run #1066, Directions to Run #1067

Hello fellow Hashers!

Hare's view of the 1066th Hash:


"'Twas a sunny afternoon in the holiest of mountains. Hashers assembled in what at first seemed a pretty easy-to-find location, but as they will soon find out, to some (aka Cummunion) even a straight line with no turns qualifies as difficult directions to follow. Some Hashers did in fact travel back to the 60s, but most looked like their regular half-minded selves.
After the usual "who's the f*cking RA this time??" banter, the Hare gave the signal and the Hounds were off. As expected from a trail around Jerusalem, up/downhills were plentiful and flats were nowhere to be found. At the halfway, after enjoying one of our favorite past times - frightening little kids while hand-flailing and singing like idiots, the Hashers left to go on a shiggy-than-ever trail. There was much rejoicing when they found at the end of that shiggy a peaceful beer stop, complete with mountain views and chairs to sHit on. With ale in our stomachs, we kept on going for a few more climbs back for the ON-IN.
Honorable mentions are in order: Gadhafi, who by the second hold had already made it clear to all that he's taken the infamous role of checking-it-out down every false trail possible; Captain Caveman & Roadkill, who in their own minds are avid Hounds aching to keep running, whereas the rest of know they're just racists who would not stop on holds and wait for their fellow Hashers; and Magically Delicious, who in the circle was reminded of the strict circle-rules, which probably made her think that here in the Holyland the A in RA probably stands for A-hole.
After a down-down festival that combined singing, burping, crying, touching, dancing, peeing, and some more drinking, this Hare realized it's been more than an hour and we're still standing there jerking around and decided to call it a day. Other Hashers were still there when I left, so if anyone finds a drunk Puppy Love Machine on the road, please pick up the phone and call 1-800-LEAVE'EM-THERE"

So on we go to the...

Down-Downs Run 1066:
Hare: Fart Smella
FRB: Capt. Caveman (aka Rocky Balboa)
DLF: Boston Creamed
SCB: Magically Delicious, Fecal Flyer
Not Waiting For Check It Out (Racists): Capt. Caveman, Roadkill
Shitters: Fecal Flyer, Gadhafi, Capt. Caveman, Magically Delicious, Running Poo, Crock Sucker, Puppy Love Machine
Late Cummers: Puppy Love Machine, Cummunion
No Flowers: Fecal Flyer
No Hash Gear: Cesspool
Returnee: Fart Smella
Misnaming: Crock Sucker, Boston Creamed, Cesspool
False Accusation: Running Poo
Hands On Hips (??): Cesspool, Cummunion
Lid In Circle: Popo Shnitzel
Give A Note? Nah, I'll Just Take A Down-Down: Running Poo
Premature Ejacu-singing: Magically Delicious
More Songs!: Roadkill

Directions to Run 1067:
Meeting timeSaturday Sep 13th., 16:00, 1600hr, 4pm.

Location: Kfar Sava, at the the parking lot of the Supermarket on the corner of Tchernikovski and Begin (here).

On-After: Nope

Maps: From Road #4 Here

Directions: See Here (same as above)

And about the not finding the spot and all that shit; If you do get lost, just...


Call
Goldmember @ 052-3980164


Other messages:
  • REMINDER: The hare is now responsible for writing the Hash High Lights while Hash-Scribe will only rewrite it however the hell he wants, so get your pencils ready!

Hare Raising Roster - are you there?!

1068

20/09/2014

STD

1069

27/09/2014

Magically Delicious

1070

04/10/2014

Fluffer

1071

11/10/2014

Boston Creamed

1072

18/10/2014

After Birth

1073

25/10/2014

Crock Sucker

1074

01/11/2014

Twin Peaks


--
On-on!
Hash Scribe

04 September, 2014

Hash Trash Run #1065, Directions to Run #1066

Hello fellow Hashers!

Hare's view of the 1065th Hash:


"Run 1065 will be remembered as the run where the HHHH almost won the Israel National Cricket championships, however we forfeited our winning in order to drink beer and eat spicy fried onions.
Yes it was hot and Magically Delicious was hot and still the only female, but at least not all of the guys were over 60. (wow, I can see the drool-pool from here! -HT)
We ran through half-naked women, international sports and smells, and capped it off with kids screaming while daring death-defying acts."

So on we go to the...

Down-Downs Run 1065:
Hare: Captain Caveman
Shitty Trail: Captain Caveman
FRB: Cummunion
DFL: Fecal Flyer
Returnees: Head Down, Double Entry
SCB: The Pack
Virgins: Just No one


Directions to Run 1066:
Meeting timeSaturday Sep 6th., 16:00, 1600hr, 4pm.
Location: Har'el St., Mevaseret Zion (here)
Maps: From: Tel-Aviv, J-Lem
Directions: Go straight at the first roundabout on Har'el st., find a park on the side of the road.
Theme: We'll be celebrating peace instead of war, dressed as hippies! So get 'yer Woodstock on!

And about the not finding the spot and all that shit...
Call Fart Smella @ 0544-888-165


Other messages:
  • REMINDER: The hare is now responsible for writing the Hash High Lights while Hash-Scribe will only rewrite it however the hell he wants, so get your pencils ready!

Hare Raising Roster - are you there?!

1067

13/09/2014

Goldmember

1068

20/09/2014

STD

1069

27/09/2014

Magically Delicious

1070

04/10/2014

Fluffer

1071

11/10/2014

Boston Creamed

1072

18/10/2014

After Birth

1073

25/10/2014

Crock Sucker

1074

01/11/2014

Twin Peaks



--
On-on!
Hash Scribe

29 August, 2014

Hash Trash Run #1064, Directions to Run #1065

Hello fellow Hashers!

Hare's view of the 1064th Hash:


"Despite the fact that is was August and it was Jerusalem, a group of some 15 hounds showed up for #1064, led by a most reprehensible delegation from Tel Aviv and shouldered by a most venerable representation from the Land of Oz
It was the best of trails. It was the worst of trails. The walkers overshot the beer stop, it was alleged, due to a flat tire on a stroller. This led to a watery rendition of Shitty Trail.
But all was forgotten at the Circle as the pack drank all the beer, ate all the snacks and sang all the hymns. A dirty dozen subsequently retired to the First Train Station to extend the debauchery. The First Train never arrived, so the crew departed some time after dark, bowed but not broken."

So on we go to the...

Down-Downs Run 1064:
Hares: Gadhafi, Hot Box
FRB: Magically Delicious
DFL: Boston Creamed, Popo Schikse
Visitors: Jordie La Foreskin, Cesspool, Running Poo
Returnees: Crock Sucker, Just Yoram, Cummunion, Puppy Love Machine, Popo Schikse, Capt. Caveman
Shortcutting: Gonadfather, Boston Creamed, Puppy Love Machine
Overshooting the Beer Stop: Walkers
Leaking: Just about everybody
Sitting/Leaning: Too many to remember
The old Flat-tire-on-the-stroller excuse: Crock Sucker


Directions to Run 1065:

Meeting timeSaturday Aug 30th., 16:00, 1600hr, 4pm.
Location: Parking lot @ Hadar Yosef Stadium, Tel Aviv (here)
Maps:
  • From Ayalon: Get off @ Rokach heading East and follow this
  • From #4: Get off @ Em HaMoshavot heading West and follow this
Make a left in the car park and move to the eastern end

And about the not finding the spot and all that shit - seriously?? This was the starting point for about 20,000 hashes! Get a grip, man!
Call Captain Caveman @ 052-244-5644


Other messages:
  • REMINDER: The hare is now responsible for writing the Hash High Lights while Hash-Scribe will only rewrite it however the hell he wants, so get your pencils ready!

Hare Raising Roster - are you there?!

1066

06/09/2014

Fart Smella

1067

13/09/2014

Goldmember

1068

20/09/2014

STD

1069

27/09/2014

Magically Delicious

1070

04/10/2014

Fluffer

1071

11/10/2014

Boston Creamed

1072

18/10/2014

After Birth

1073

25/10/2014

Crock Sucker

1074

01/11/2014

Twin Peaks



--
On-on!
Hash Scribe

22 August, 2014

Hash Trash Run #1063, Directions to Run #1064

Hello fellow Hashers!

Hare's view of the 1063rd Hash:


We met in Jerusalem, a small but hardy group of Hounds from the Holy City, a fair number of "Justs" plus the intrepid Magically Delicious who braved the Sherut and made it unscathed to Rabbi Kook Street (yes, that was his name). Magic reports that she does not understand why people think Israelis have no manners! While waiting to be picked up from the taxi station, at least 3 men stopped their cars to ask if she was okay and perhaps needed a ride. Gadhafi and Hot Box were able to find both World Cup and Gaza but were unable to find the halfway point although this may be --and probably is -- due to the fact that the Hare forgot to mark a halfway circle. Just Faye joined us but had to drop out at the two-thirds mark. She will get her due later this evening when Boston Creamed meets her for dinner -- report on how that goes to follow.

So on we go to the...

Down-Downs Run 1063:
Hare: Gonadfather
FRB: Just Gavriel
DFL: Just Michael
Relievers: Magically Delicious, Gonadfather
Nerd Naming: Gonadfather, Boston Creamed
Returnees: Gadhafi, Hot Box
Too Much Testosterone: Just Michael
Shitty Trail & Naughty Trailers: Gonadfather, Gadhafi, Hot Box
In Absentia: All (standing in for Just Faye)


Directions to Run 1064:

Meeting timeSaturday Aug 23rd., 16:00, 1600hr, 4pm.

Location:  Parking lot behind the First (Old) Train Station, Jerusalem

Maps: From: Entrance to J-Lem

Beer Stop: Yes! Go Hare!

On-After: W
ill be arranged at a nearby tavern if there is interest. So be interested!

And about the not finding the spot and all that shit; If you do get lost, just...

Call Gadhafi @ 054-697-7748


Other messages:
  • REMINDER: The hare is now responsible for writing the Hash High Lights while Hash-Scribe will only rewrite it however the hell he wants, so get your pencils ready!

Hare Raising Roster - are you there?!

1065

30/08/2014

Captain Caveman

1066

06/09/2014

Goldmember

1067

13/09/2014

Fart Smella

1068

20/09/2014

STD

1069

27/09/2014

Magically Delicious

1070

04/10/2014

Fluffer

1071

11/10/2014

Boston Creamed

1072

18/10/2014

After Birth

1073

25/10/2014

Crock Sucker

1074

01/11/2014

Twin Peaks



--
On-on!
Hash Scribe

15 August, 2014

Hash Trash Run #1062, Directions to Run #1063

Hello fellow Hashers!

Hare's view of the 1062nd Hash:


"It wasn't long till hashers assembled, some wearing short-short skirts and other adorned with diamond necklaces and riding pink unicorns. The hare spread his wings and went on to lead the pack across tiny alleyways in the busy streets of Beijing, China, all the while whistling broadway musical showtunes. Emily and Nir the virgins were quickly deflowered once word got out that their Blockbuster subscriptions expired 3 years ago, at which time Captain Caveman and Magically Delicious began to wrestle for the opportunity to be the first to drape said virgins with their golden cloaks and give them a clean shave. At the circle, Popo Schikse gave an thrilling lecture on how to properly examine one's internal organs with nothing but a pair of scissors, duct tape and 3 hamsters covered in baby oil, and to sum it all up Cummunion joined Roadkill for a lovely rendition of My Heart Will Go On, the rap version."

(So, yeah, I wan't there. I imagine that's pretty close to what really happened) 

So on we go to the...

Down-Downs Run 1062:
Hare: Cummunion
FRB: Popo Schikse
DFL: Deliverance
Returnees: Deliverance, Second Hand Job
Racist: Magically Delicious
Cry Baby: Popo Schikse
Playing Football On Trail: Caveman, Roadkill
Virgins: Just Emily, Just Nir
Misnamers: EVERYONE
Pointing: EVERYONE


Directions to Run 1063:

Meeting timeSaturday Aug 9th., 16:00, 1600hr, 4pm.

Location: San Simon Garden, Jerusalem (Here)
Address:  59 Hizkiyahu HaMelech Street, Jerusalem

Maps: From: J-Lem (Caveman's Erection)

On-After: 
Si, si! Italian fare will be served, prepared by your Hare, the G-father.
(...and to those of you who haven't tasted this gonadal cuisine - you DO NOT wanna miss it!)

And about the not finding the spot and all that shit; If you do get lost, just...

Call Boston Creamed (co-Hare) @ 054-2152653


Other messages:
  • REMINDER: The hare is now responsible for writing the Hash High Lights while Hash-Scribe will only rewrite it however the hell he wants, so get your pencils ready!

Hare Raising Roster - are you there?!

1063

16/08/2014

The Gonadfather

1064

23/08/2014

Gadhaffi

1065

30/08/2014

Captain Caveman

1066

06/09/2014

Fart Smella

1067

13/09/2014

Goldmember

1068

20/09/2014

STD

1069

27/09/2014

Magically Delicious

1070

04/10/2014

Fluffer

1071

11/10/2014

Boston Creamed

1072

18/10/2014

After Birth

1073

25/10/2014

Crock Sucker

1074

01/11/2014

Twin Peaks



--
On-on!
Hash Scribe